PhreeZone 20 #1 October 1, 2001 If he ever gets over here this first ad might help him stay here Be safe, be smooth, be fast..... and most importantly.... be phree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #2 October 1, 2001 phree,it could work..if he starts riding his camel right now he might make it to germany by december and then i could hide him in my suitcase and take him back to columbus with me....but i think she wanted somebody older.....think we could pas omri for 24? or just get him a doctored passport...."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #3 October 1, 2001 BWHAHA!! What is up with that chick. She doesn't even beat around the bush or anything. She wants your money and that's it. Wonder if you get head or something with that deal??--------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OmriMon 0 #4 October 2, 2001 LuLu Fox, here i come baby!! Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #5 October 2, 2001 QuoteLuLu Fox, here i come baby!!You better watch out for her CamelGoof......she'll steal all your money and leave you for dead!! --------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OmriMon 0 #6 October 2, 2001 Quotemoneymoney.......whats that??Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #7 October 2, 2001 Wow, I don't know a faster way to have INS knocking on your door the minute you sign those papers!!! This chick is LOONEY!!!I considered marrying an american while in NZ just so she could stay in the country...but let's get real folks...she was a good friend and I was looking to help her out after knowing her over a year....to just advertise you're in it for the money....shit, she might as well hang a sign on her neck..."GOLDDIGGER"And what a worse place to go looking too..."I only want the money"...on a skydiving forum....YEAH RIGHT!!!!!! Like I would sacrifice a couple hundred jump tickets just for a bloomin' passport....I'd settle for a blow job and call it a day!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke The Kiwi Lesbian!!!USPA C- 31879 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OmriMon 0 #8 October 2, 2001 QuoteOla Jumping Omri! Thanks for the email! Firstly I would consider it, but I would be arrested because you are only 16 years old! In order to do this you have to be at least the legal age limit in North America, which is 18. Sorry. Secondly...if you're broke, it defeats my purpose of doing this. The going rate for an American to marry an "non-american" is 10 grand US funds. Plus, I don't think it is such a great time to be moving to the USA, with all that is happening in the world and the United States getting geared up to hunt down Bin Laden. I hope your life is wonderful in Israel. If you are ever in the United States jumping at any given DZ, you're more than likely to find wild crazy sex with a wonderful skydiving chick...hey, maybe two at the same time if you're extra sweet!! If you are ever heading to the USA to jump, drop me a note to let me know....the wind may blow are paths together! Blue skies - happy jumpin xoxo LULU i tried Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #9 October 2, 2001 Omri, At least she let you down easy! That is just way too funny.Lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xAer0 0 #10 October 2, 2001 QuoteLuLu Fox, here i come baby!! And don't forget to bring my lovely DZ manager with you!Tefkros Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OmriMon 0 #11 October 2, 2001 i'm not giving up. i'll fight for her!i'll make it sound so good she could not resist me buwhahaha!Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #12 October 2, 2001 QuoteIf you are ever in the United States jumping at any given DZ, you're more than likely to find wild crazy sex with a wonderful skydiving chick...hey, maybe two at the same time if you're extra sweet!! Where is this girl jumping? I can be sweet. No really, I can!!flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OmriMon 0 #13 October 2, 2001 beat it punk, she's mine! Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #14 October 2, 2001 Ahhh...she's worth 20 minutes, a kidney punch, and one free mushroom tattoo on her forehead.....Omri, just tell her you inherited a fortune and you're hung like a horse. She'll be all over you."The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #15 October 2, 2001 Geez, You guys need some new pick up lines. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Aviatrr 0 #16 October 3, 2001 Quote Ola Jumping Omri! Thanks for the email! Firstly I would consider it, but I would be arrested because you are only 16 years old! In order to do this you have to be at least the legal age limit in North America, which is 18. Sorry. Secondly...if you're broke, it defeats my purpose of doing this. The going rate for an American to marry an "non-american" is 10 grand US funds. Plus, I don't think it is such a great time to be moving to the USA, with all that is happening in the world and the United States getting geared up to hunt down Bin Laden. I hope your life is wonderful in Israel. If you are ever in the United States jumping at any given DZ, you're more than likely to find wild crazy sex with a wonderful skydiving chick...hey, maybe two at the same time if you're extra sweet!! If you are ever heading to the USA to jump, drop me a note to let me know....the wind may blow are paths together! Blue skies - happy jumpin xoxo LULU Damn....sounds like a money hungry bitch to me....and doesn't seem very bright to me.. Hey, is this Pyke's alter-ego? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 October 3, 2001 "and doesn't seem very bright to me"Are any of them....."The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RemiAndKaren 0 #18 October 3, 2001 Quote Are any of them..... This would be pure flame bait.. if the girls here didnt know you talked pure shit Clay ! lolAs for Lulu,,, doenst she knwo that 16 is peak sexual time for a man?? Us 30something are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dowmhill already! Omri: I'm sure you could find a perosnal load for 10k ! lolRemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 October 3, 2001 "if the girls here didnt know you talked pure shit Clay ! lol"They know I love em! "The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #20 October 4, 2001 Quote they know I love em! Yeah, Clay. LIKE IN PRISON! Chuck"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wingnut 0 #2 October 1, 2001 phree,it could work..if he starts riding his camel right now he might make it to germany by december and then i could hide him in my suitcase and take him back to columbus with me....but i think she wanted somebody older.....think we could pas omri for 24? or just get him a doctored passport...."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #3 October 1, 2001 BWHAHA!! What is up with that chick. She doesn't even beat around the bush or anything. She wants your money and that's it. Wonder if you get head or something with that deal??--------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #4 October 2, 2001 LuLu Fox, here i come baby!! Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #5 October 2, 2001 QuoteLuLu Fox, here i come baby!!You better watch out for her CamelGoof......she'll steal all your money and leave you for dead!! --------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #6 October 2, 2001 Quotemoneymoney.......whats that??Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #7 October 2, 2001 Wow, I don't know a faster way to have INS knocking on your door the minute you sign those papers!!! This chick is LOONEY!!!I considered marrying an american while in NZ just so she could stay in the country...but let's get real folks...she was a good friend and I was looking to help her out after knowing her over a year....to just advertise you're in it for the money....shit, she might as well hang a sign on her neck..."GOLDDIGGER"And what a worse place to go looking too..."I only want the money"...on a skydiving forum....YEAH RIGHT!!!!!! Like I would sacrifice a couple hundred jump tickets just for a bloomin' passport....I'd settle for a blow job and call it a day!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke The Kiwi Lesbian!!!USPA C- 31879 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #8 October 2, 2001 QuoteOla Jumping Omri! Thanks for the email! Firstly I would consider it, but I would be arrested because you are only 16 years old! In order to do this you have to be at least the legal age limit in North America, which is 18. Sorry. Secondly...if you're broke, it defeats my purpose of doing this. The going rate for an American to marry an "non-american" is 10 grand US funds. Plus, I don't think it is such a great time to be moving to the USA, with all that is happening in the world and the United States getting geared up to hunt down Bin Laden. I hope your life is wonderful in Israel. If you are ever in the United States jumping at any given DZ, you're more than likely to find wild crazy sex with a wonderful skydiving chick...hey, maybe two at the same time if you're extra sweet!! If you are ever heading to the USA to jump, drop me a note to let me know....the wind may blow are paths together! Blue skies - happy jumpin xoxo LULU i tried Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #9 October 2, 2001 Omri, At least she let you down easy! That is just way too funny.Lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xAer0 0 #10 October 2, 2001 QuoteLuLu Fox, here i come baby!! And don't forget to bring my lovely DZ manager with you!Tefkros Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #11 October 2, 2001 i'm not giving up. i'll fight for her!i'll make it sound so good she could not resist me buwhahaha!Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #12 October 2, 2001 QuoteIf you are ever in the United States jumping at any given DZ, you're more than likely to find wild crazy sex with a wonderful skydiving chick...hey, maybe two at the same time if you're extra sweet!! Where is this girl jumping? I can be sweet. No really, I can!!flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #13 October 2, 2001 beat it punk, she's mine! Free Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 October 2, 2001 Ahhh...she's worth 20 minutes, a kidney punch, and one free mushroom tattoo on her forehead.....Omri, just tell her you inherited a fortune and you're hung like a horse. She'll be all over you."The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #15 October 2, 2001 Geez, You guys need some new pick up lines. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #16 October 3, 2001 Quote Ola Jumping Omri! Thanks for the email! Firstly I would consider it, but I would be arrested because you are only 16 years old! In order to do this you have to be at least the legal age limit in North America, which is 18. Sorry. Secondly...if you're broke, it defeats my purpose of doing this. The going rate for an American to marry an "non-american" is 10 grand US funds. Plus, I don't think it is such a great time to be moving to the USA, with all that is happening in the world and the United States getting geared up to hunt down Bin Laden. I hope your life is wonderful in Israel. If you are ever in the United States jumping at any given DZ, you're more than likely to find wild crazy sex with a wonderful skydiving chick...hey, maybe two at the same time if you're extra sweet!! If you are ever heading to the USA to jump, drop me a note to let me know....the wind may blow are paths together! Blue skies - happy jumpin xoxo LULU Damn....sounds like a money hungry bitch to me....and doesn't seem very bright to me.. Hey, is this Pyke's alter-ego? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 October 3, 2001 "and doesn't seem very bright to me"Are any of them....."The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #18 October 3, 2001 Quote Are any of them..... This would be pure flame bait.. if the girls here didnt know you talked pure shit Clay ! lolAs for Lulu,,, doenst she knwo that 16 is peak sexual time for a man?? Us 30something are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dowmhill already! Omri: I'm sure you could find a perosnal load for 10k ! lolRemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 October 3, 2001 "if the girls here didnt know you talked pure shit Clay ! lol"They know I love em! "The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #20 October 4, 2001 Quote they know I love em! Yeah, Clay. LIKE IN PRISON! Chuck"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
