RedBull 0 #1 October 17, 2001 I'm bored. Work sucks. Everyone please help amuse me. So, in the interests of distracting me from work on a program that won't coöperate and broadening our vocabularies ... ... what are everyone's favorite euphemisms for the following: 1) sexual intercourse 2) penis 3) vulva 4) vomitting 5) drunk 6) deficating 7) male masturbation 8) female masturbation ?? mine ...1. ?2. trouser trout3. yogurt taco4. talking on the big white phone5. tanked6. dropping the kids off at the pool7. dishonorable discharge8. flossing the catAdd other catergories as you see fit ..."Ahhhhhhh!! Natural Light!! Get it off me!!" - Barney, The Simpsons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #2 October 17, 2001 I'm bored at work too...Quote... what are everyone's favorite euphemisms for the following: 1) sexual intercourse 2) penis 3) vulva 4) vomitting 5) drunk 6) deficating 7) male masturbation 8) female masturbation ?? 1. Doin' it.2. Purple Helmetted Love Warrior3. Bearded Clam4. Praying to the porcelain god.5. Drunk6. Dropping the kids off at the pool.7. Bashing the bishop, punching the clown, ... I've got a million of these. 8. ??I don't know if those are my favorites, but they're what comes to mind right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #3 October 17, 2001 We recently decided a good euphemism for getting a BJ was "getting a soda"... because it led to some good veiled innuendos... "Hey, you want to come back to my place after the show for a soda...?" "I could sure use a soda here... I bet she's got one for me(gesturing towards purty lady)..."Yeah, I guess you had to be there.Marc"Dude... if you're gonna spew... spew in this!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 October 17, 2001 1. Bumpin uglies, or just plain fucking!2. Cock, trouser snake3. Hair Pie, Snatch, Tasty!4. Spewing5. Wrecked, obliterated, trashed6. Takin a Stanley Steamer7. Spank the Monkey! Very Bad Monkey!8. For me....a spectator sport. Tickling the kitty"The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #5 October 17, 2001 Hmm... lets see what I can come up with here:1.) Boinking (sounds better in past tense- "Boinked", lol) 2.) Wang3.) Uh....4.) Chaunder (thats what my British friend calls it), Yawning in Technicolor.5.) Plastered, trashed, fuuuuuuuuucked up.6.) Going to reflect on the days events...7.) Spankin it8.) Dont get me started....lolGeez, now that I look at this i feel pathetic, I didnt come up with anything all that great. Oh well :-)-Marsh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #6 October 17, 2001 Male Masturbation: Jackin' the Beanstalk, Workin' and Jerkin' the Gherkin, Shaking Hands With the Unemployed.Female Masturbation:(If she's fingering her clit): Flickin' the Switch(If she's using a dildo): She's Cleaning Her OvenSpeed RacerThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind-Bogart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apoil 0 #7 October 18, 2001 1 Gettin ur Freak on.2 Sir Lance-a-Lot3 Saturday Night Beaver4 Talking to Ralph on the porcelain phone5 Abnoxicated6 Blow Ass7 Polish ones Porpoise8. Not my favorite, but the best one I've heard.. from a woman of course:"Finishing the Job" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
