wingnut 0 #1 October 21, 2001 okay so you might read this sunday night, remeber i'm in europe so there is alittle time lag.....lots will read this at work though so lets make believe it's monday morning for a few seconds.........Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair. They begin talking.After about five minutes Akhund presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough."I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells theAfghan. "We'll finish these talks inWashington in two weeks!"A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Akhund jumpsup, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talksbut when the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothinghappens.Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?""up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #2 October 21, 2001 good one manMarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #3 October 22, 2001 Think George needs to try this one out!!Toooooo funny Wingie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wceviper 0 #4 October 22, 2001 That is great! Now I feel I have started my week on a good note :)-Jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
