n2skdvn 0 #1 October 24, 2001 lil mid week reliefFinally!! Some Taliban jokes!>> Q: What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?> A: Nothing,.... yet.>> Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?> A: B-52...F-16...B-1...>> Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?> A: Duck>> Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?> A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.>> Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?> A: So they can see their Air Force.>> Q: What do Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?> A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!>> Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of ?> A: The bucket>> Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank ?> A: Shoot the guys pushing it.>> God Bless Americahave chute. will fall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 October 24, 2001 LOL those are awsome!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 October 24, 2001 "Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank ?> A: Shoot the guys pushing it."Hehehehehehe....that one is so very true!"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 October 24, 2001 So, two condoms are walking by a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "Wanna go in there & get shit-faced??"Speed RacerThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind-Bogart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 October 24, 2001 CNN News BulletinAt a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any further military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.Speed RacerThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind-Bogart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 October 24, 2001 "Tank you.....come again."-Apu"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 October 24, 2001 Hey, Apu is INDIAN!! ------------------What would scare the Taliban?Speed RacerThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind-Bogart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 October 24, 2001 "Hey, Apu is INDIAN"India....Afghanistan........They're close! *in best redneck drawl* "There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #9 October 24, 2001 Injun? I ain't never seen him on the res!Chuck"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
