continue the story

[yim666 0]

ok - let's see how wierd the story can get. just pick up where I leave off... to play the game, your reply must be a continuation of the last contribution.
"I met Bin at the 3rd annual World Wide Terrorism convention in Pakistan. He was working a booth for a C-4 manufacturer. He seemed a bit down on his luck. When I asked him 'why the long face' he said that he was having a little trouble with the ladies. It seems that some veil wearing hottie had stolen his heart. Apparantly, Bin had lost his penis stepping on an Iraqi land mine in Kuwait. I told him about a doctor in the United States that performed penis transplants. Having had the operation myself, I gave Bin the doctor's name and number. He was overjoyed! Perhaps such an operation would make his love notice him again!
Several months later, Bin called me in an outrage, spewing all sorts of Arabic profanity and vowing to destroy the U.S. and to infect me with Anthrax! I tried to calm him down, but there was no reasoning with him. It seems that the operation had gone terribly wrong..."

[lazerq3 0]

It seeme the operation went terribly wrong.. They ended up puting his penis on top off his head because in his language OSAMA BIN LADEN translates to DICK HEAD and they thought thats what he wanted. So now he had to walk around with a rag wrapped around his head to hide the gastly thing. This soon became a trend that all his followers followed...wearing a rag on their heads that is...........
jason

[yim666 0]

The fact that the operation had been botched didn't seem to really bother Bin. He rather enjoyed being a trend setter in his group. however, he was rather perturbed when he found out that the penis donor was an american woman named hillary. it seems that hillary, in a fit of rage at her husband's infidelity, had chopped off her husband's penis with some rusty bolt cutters. the jagged cut made by hillary apparantly made the attachment to bin's forehead very difficult, and the skin around the penis wouldn't heal. plus the penis was infected with several sexually transmitted diseases, and the penis was dripping large amounts of green discharge onto bin's turban. This made bin furious! so he...

[flyinryan 0]

decided to blow some shit up. This usually made him feel better about his tiny penis. He decided to go after the americans because rumor had it that they had mamoth penisis. Deep down inside he knew that this was the real source of his anger towards the US, their big penises. Just look at what the great things they have acomplished, surely they must have HUGE balls. So off he went...

[yim666 0]

...to the United States. He first visited New York City and became infuriated at the World Trade Center, not because he viewed it as a symbol of Capitalism, but because he viewed it as a giant phallic symbol, reminding him of his horribly inadequate penis, now missing as a result of the Iraqi land mine. He sought out other towel heads in the United States who shared his vision of destroying the constant reminder of the huge penises sported by all American males that the World Trade Center presented. Following his Palestinian brethren, his first attack on the WTC consisted of a late night rock throwing session, trying to smash the buildings' windows. However, these efforts were frustrated because the rocks simply bounced off the plexiglass. His next attempt consisted of...

[freeflir29 0]

Highjacking a camel and attempting to ride it into the building. He was sure it would bring down the hated symbol of American genital superiority. Fortunately, the camel was smarter than Osama and refused to run into the building. Instead it threw Osama off it's back and proceeded to anally abuse Mr. Bin Laden until his screams drew the local animal control officers. The officers sudued the camel and saved Osama. Osama was further humiliated and even more determined to topple his foe. After the surgery to repair his rectum he was released from the hospital and started planning for Osama's next big adventure.
"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[faTTZo 0]

The new plan formed quickly in his mind. Now that he had seen firsthand just how far a terrorist rectum could stretch, the answer was suddenly clear to him....

[yim666 0]

he could smuggle practically anything into anywhere - in his cavernous rectum! At first, Bin started small, only using his new "cargo bay" to smuggle smaller weapons such as hand grenades, plastic explosives and box cutters into the country and into high security areas. He soon realized that his rectum was capable of carrying far larger payloads and began smuggling everything from assault rifles and rocket launchers to humvees and airplanes up his ass! And other than the occasional bout with dysentary, the plan was foolproof! His dream of destroying the WTC was finally coming to fruition as he...

[TheMarshMan1 0]

...called one of his soldiers over to pack his ass (full of various objects of destruction, that is). To his dismay, when he boarded the U.S.-bound airliner he saw something that could potentially ruin his whole plan, but being the determined asshole that he is, continues on, only to find.....

[flyinryan 0]

The A-Team ready to jump into action. No one can stop the A-Team, even Bin with his amazing rectal powers. Mr. T pitties the fool who thinks that he can mess with the A-Team and get away with it. The A-Team would not let Bin into the United States, so he knew that plan was foiled. Mr. T kicked Bin's cavernous ass off the plane, folded him in half and inserted Bin's head into his own cavernous ass. He then booted him into the dessert where he.....

[yim666 0]

...began searching throughout the Arab world for a doctor to remove his head from his ass. Although his cavernous rectum allowed plenty of room for Bin to roam, Mr. T's attack created a crick in Bin's neck which wouldn't allow him to remove it. Bin didn't mind the smell of his own ass but all he could see was the walls of his own rectum which interfered with his ability to carry out his terrorist plots. Bin prayed repeatedly to Allah to heal his neck but his prayers went unanswered. Finally, after many months of smelling his own shit, Bin found a doctor who worked for the Taliban in Afghanistan who specialized in removing the heads of camel jockeys from their own asses. Apparantly, an epidemic of Taliban men with their heads stuck in their asses existed throughout Afghanistan. The procedure was simple but extremely painful. The doctor used an engine block lift and a chain, wrapped the chain around Bin's neck and... pop! Out came Bin's head. Although Bin was now free, the pain and humiliation caused by Mr. T's actions caused Bin to hate the U.S. even more than before and it strengthened Bin's resolve to destroy the World Trade Center. Bin realized that he wouldn't be able to enter the U.S. on a commercial airliner, so he...