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Okay, ladies...you all need to come down to Dallas and play twister with me! (Those of you who are available, anyway...)
We could have our own version of the Skydiving Chicks Rock! Boogie...it could be the skydiving chicks ***k boogie. :o
Just a little food for thought on Thursday...something to keep you whistling while you work...Personally, I am just going nuts trying to make it to tomorrow - today is going to be a loooong day!! I might have to take a few showers to pass the time...guys, what do YOU think??
Sis
Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

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Last weekend for DayLight Savings. Shorter Jump Days :(
Looks like my Fridays are screwed up. Wont be able to work half day then go get some jumps in. Have to take ALL DAY FRIDAY OFF!!
We did an All Womens SCR 9 way last weekend. I hear they have an award for ALL WOMENS 20 way.
Im not an Adventure Girl like you...Texas is a big state. Someday Ill make it up to your neck of the woods.
Fly Your Slot !

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No invite for me?????? *sniffle* That's OK...all I need in the world is this sandwich.....*sniffle* and maybe this bottle of Bacardi.......*sniffle* and this carton of smokes.......and this new jacket............and maybe that new Yukon outside......and your check book......*sniffle* and I'll have to take my new rig.......and a tent......and this large bag of sex toys.....and a vacumn cleaner.....*sniffle* yeah......and your credit cards......yeah I'll be OK.....Don't worry about me........:(
"There once was a man named Enis.....B|"-Krusty the Clown
Clay

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OK, Clay you can come (no pun intended - or is there?) too...
and Blue, we know you are tagging along because of Sunshine...
I have my own videographer - he's using a tripod so he can participate as well...
All told, we will probably have to have two "jumps." An all female-way and one that is co-ed. I'm not complaining! Its all fun!
Sis
Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

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I have my own videographer - he's using a tripod so he can participate as well...


Jeezzz girl..... what is with you and videographers? ;)
I guess I'm going to have to run out and get a tripod pretty quickly huh? :)A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work

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OK Clay, looks like you got your wish. Dick and balls in the pump! I hope everyone brings their prescription of little blue pills; wouldn't want to have any premature deployments! ;)
send pictures of the festivities
Chuck
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

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Well HE doesn't need them, so why shouldn't somebody get some use out of them! He is such a freak, I can't believe he would get an RX for those.
I was looking for advil or something like that one day, stumbled across them...and a light bulb went off! HEY I know what these are!! hehehe
Can you blame me? Sorry for the TMI, though.
Sis
Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

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TMI, did someone say TMI? Let's just stop to visualize this for a moment . . . the view from behind - guys hairy asses stuck up in the air with their twig and berries dangling in the breeze vs. tight, shapely women contorting themselves in various positions . . . right foot green, left foot red.
Was that too much? It just popped into my head.
Diva

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Good thing I don't strike you as the type of person who NEEDS Viagra...because I don't! In fact, I have only tried it once, and am going to be very choosy about when I use it again, because I did not get ANY sleep!!! I would really need to be in the mood for a marathon...:)I wondered about using the word "freak" to describe him, and went ahead with it. In all due respect to freaks though, he's not really. He is more of a psychotic asshole. :)Sis
Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

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Sis:
The show was about a shortage of contraceptive sponges, so Elaine had to decide if they guy was sponge worthy.
There was another show about being the King or Queen of your domain and how long you could go without pleasuring yourself . . . (hmm, someone here needs to get out of the bathroom!) ;) :S
Diva

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