Warning to All!!!

[skybytch 273]

This is your only warning. Take heed. And let me pre-apologize now if very little of the below makes any sense at all - as you'll see, it's all Chuck's fault.
I go off work at 5pm, and decided to go out to the dz and have a beer. After all, there's big ways and swoopin' goin' on and the sun just set, so I know there's gonna be a bunch of people in the bar, along with at least one or two dz.com posters. I arrived, stopped by the Square One store on the dz and said hi to Brenda and Keely, then made my way to the Bombshelter.
Saw hottamaly (Linda) outside the Bombshelter and stopped to chat. Hey, it'd been two hours or so since she left work, there was loads to discuss Debated about braving the massive press of humanity (well, okay, jumpers) at the bar - do I want a beer that bad? Linda talked me into it. I excused me and slipped and slid around bodies to reach the back side of the bar, where I'd been assured by the other half drunk skydivers outside that I'd get rapid service. Stood there for 10 minutes or so, then saw skymonkeyone (our very own Chuckie) on the other side. "Hmmm..." I said to myself. "Self? You might want to go over there by Chuck; I'll bet he could get you a beer a lot quicker." So I excused me and slipped and slid back through the crowd and said "Hey Chuck!"
He's such a nice guy, he said "Hey!" gave me a hug, and promptly got the attention of the bartenderessess and got me a Sammy Adams.
I looked and asked around to see if billvon was there, cuz I know he's on the bigways, but no luck. I think he went home early to get some sleep for that 7am geared up dirt dive Friday morning like a good boy. I WILL find you on Saturday bill!!! That first beer had a hole in it, so soon it was time to either go home, make dinner and go to bed so I can go to work unhungover like a good girl in them morning, or have another beer. Chuck decided for me. Strangely enough, the second, third and fourth beers ALL had holes in them!!
Didja know that a GoFast energy drink after the second beer and you can have a couple more without getting tired? I didn't know that until tonight.
So anyway, willpower and the need for 40 hours on my paycheck finally got the better of me and I left my drunk-like-Vikings Alabama Team Atair new friends behind to come home and go to bed so I can go to work in the morning like a good girl (no promises on the hangover...). Made it home without seeing a single black and white sedan. This is a good thing.
So. Moral of the story. If you know you have to do something semi-important tomorrow and you can't deal with being hungover.... DON'T PARTY WITH THE MONKEY!!!!!! He's dangerous, I'm tellin' ya!
Oh, and btw, you're all jealous... I got a PRE-SHAPED Skymonkey hat tonight!!! Just have to pick out the Chuck on the back and replace it with something that fits me better (I just don't look like a Chuck, really I don't). Whatcha think? skybytch or Canopy Nazi?
pull and flare,
lisa

[freeflir29 0]

I think Skybytch says it all....."There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[skybytch 273]

And you'd know Clay!!! How do you all survive partying with him all the time? I'm takin' a sleeping bag out on Saturday night, screw this willpower shit, I don't have to work or jump on Sunday.... and it's gonna be all Chuck's fault again. I swear it will be pull and flare,
lisa

[freeflir29 0]

"How do you all survive partying with him all the time?"
Unfortunately, I don't see all the Skymonkies that often anymore but I still uphold the long tradition of drinking like a Viking at the end of the day. It just has to get done!
"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the Clown
Clay

[BenW 0]

Howz about Canopy Bytch!!
B.

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[wildblue 7]

Hahaha... she said "Don't party with the monkey"
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag