wildblue 7 #76 November 9, 2001 QuoteOK, honey, I know you begged me not to tell anyone, but you have thrown down the gauntlet.>Date: Wed, 7 Nov 2001 14:00:04 -0800 (PST) >From: "Skreamer">Subject: I am so sexually confused!>To: "Jessica" >>Jessica,>>I know you have ignored all my e-mails thus far, but I feel>compelled to make one final plea to you to fulfill this >BURNING NEED I have to indulge my gender-ambiguous >stirrings. Now that's good!Kris - too much time one you hands... waaayyyy too much time.Jess - Ok look, Chewbacca is a wookie. He lives on Endor with 2 foot tall ewoks. Now what would a 8 foot tall wookie be doing living with 2 foot tall ewoks? It doesn't make sense! Why am I talkin about Chewbacca? I don't know. Chewbacca is completely irrelevant to this case. It doesn't make sense! Why we even havin an argument? If Chewbacca make no sense, you must acquit. Now I'd like to play some jazz trumpet for you all.I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #77 November 9, 2001 QuoteIf Chewbacca make no sense, you must acquit.CAN I GET A WITNESS?One of you hostile sumbitches come knock me in the head. I can't sleep. It's three in the #$%@#^% morning. Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #78 November 9, 2001 QuoteOne of you hostile sumbitches come knock me in the head. I can't sleep. It's three in the #$%@#^% morningIs that what you kids are calling it these days? "Knocking you in the head"? Just doesn't roll off the tongue like some others... I guess "harder" and "faster" could still apply though.I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #79 November 9, 2001 wildblue I think she meant "come beat my head against the head bored I'm so horny I can't sleep" JMHO My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #80 November 9, 2001 ah, I see.. the analogy in that light makes much more sense. "Oh, baby, knock me in the head" just didn't seem right.I love the way you look at meI love the way you smack my assI love when you knock me in the headNext big hit right there...I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #81 November 9, 2001 Quote I'm feeling aggressive Someone start some shit with me, please. I feel like arguing.AWWWW! Jessica's so cute!!! Speed RacerThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind-Bogart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #82 November 9, 2001 QuoteI think she meant "come beat my head against the head bored I'm so horny I can't sleep" If that's what I meant, that's what I would've said. BOOYA! Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wceviper 0 #83 November 10, 2001 Just curious to know if anyone has gotten to you yet, besides skreamer, and myself. I know we are on the bottom of your top ten list. Besides, I would rather bring up and old topic you wrote to get clintonradloff off the list. Hey This thread is good for something, glad you could make yourself useful. ;-)-Jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #84 November 10, 2001 QuoteJust curious to know if anyone has gotten to you yet, besides skreamer, and myself.Nah, and don't flatter yourself -- y'all haven't "gotten to me" either. Oh well, guess I overestimated y'all. SIGH.I'm still frustrated as hell...and I was looking forward to a nice battle of wits to take the edge off... Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #85 November 10, 2001 *chick from american beauty*[bleep!]i live my life 14000 ft at a time, nothen else matters, in that 60 seconds or less im free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #86 November 10, 2001 Jess, stop wasting bandwidth - we've had enough of your bleeting.You're almost as bad as Mr230....Mr.X. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #87 November 10, 2001 QuoteJess, stop wasting bandwidth - we've had enough of your bleeting.Piss off. If anyone wanted your opinion, I'd have them shot.Oh, also: you misspelled "bleating." Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #88 November 12, 2001 That's better! Bwa ahahahhahahahahaaaahaha!!You poor fool....B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #89 November 12, 2001 Jessica......it sounds like you need a couple good hours of anal sex to remind you of your place. It seems you have forgotten your place as a woman. "There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #90 November 12, 2001 I'm still not sure why people are responding to this thing jessica. I certainly did not see a post adressing her, so I wonder what gave her the idea that she was to speak. Does she not know that she should not speak until spoken too?Then again, it could be a moot point, since from her attitude I get the feeling it is spectre under a different name..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #91 November 12, 2001 I can vouch that Jessica is not Spec.... I've talked to people that have jumped with her, so I know that if she wants to be a sky-babe she can easly be one. Besides.... Jessica writes good stories sometimes for a newspaper and does'nt do much else except complain how her and FreakSis never hooked up.....A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #92 November 12, 2001 Quoteexcept complain how her and FreakSis never hooked up.....Who wouldn't want to hook up with Freaksis? Nobody I can think of! JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #93 November 12, 2001 QuoteI can vouch that Jessica is not Spec.... I've talked to people that have jumped with her, so I know that if she wants to be a sky-babe she can easly be one. Besides.... Jessica writes good stories sometimes for a newspaper and does'nt do much else except complain how her and FreakSis never hooked up.....Heh! No, I'm not Spectre...but that IS the most creative insult anyone's come up with so far.What, out of curiosity, makes a "sky-babe"? Is it simply a matter of will? If I just shut my eyes really tight and wish really hard, is that how I become a sky-babe?Thanks for the compliment...I'm an editor, though, not a reporter. I do some free-lance writing on the side, though.And yes...I think everyone HERE has whined, at some point or another, about not hooking up with the Sis. Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #94 November 12, 2001 QuoteI think everyone HERE has whined, at some point or another, about not hooking up with the Sis.No whining from me cause I know I WILL hook up with sis one of these days....Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #95 November 12, 2001 I told you I'm going to try my best into visiting us in the spring.... A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 4 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PhreeZone 20 #91 November 12, 2001 I can vouch that Jessica is not Spec.... I've talked to people that have jumped with her, so I know that if she wants to be a sky-babe she can easly be one. Besides.... Jessica writes good stories sometimes for a newspaper and does'nt do much else except complain how her and FreakSis never hooked up.....A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #92 November 12, 2001 Quoteexcept complain how her and FreakSis never hooked up.....Who wouldn't want to hook up with Freaksis? Nobody I can think of! JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #93 November 12, 2001 QuoteI can vouch that Jessica is not Spec.... I've talked to people that have jumped with her, so I know that if she wants to be a sky-babe she can easly be one. Besides.... Jessica writes good stories sometimes for a newspaper and does'nt do much else except complain how her and FreakSis never hooked up.....Heh! No, I'm not Spectre...but that IS the most creative insult anyone's come up with so far.What, out of curiosity, makes a "sky-babe"? Is it simply a matter of will? If I just shut my eyes really tight and wish really hard, is that how I become a sky-babe?Thanks for the compliment...I'm an editor, though, not a reporter. I do some free-lance writing on the side, though.And yes...I think everyone HERE has whined, at some point or another, about not hooking up with the Sis. Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #94 November 12, 2001 QuoteI think everyone HERE has whined, at some point or another, about not hooking up with the Sis.No whining from me cause I know I WILL hook up with sis one of these days....Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #95 November 12, 2001 I told you I'm going to try my best into visiting us in the spring.... A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
