skreamer 1 #51 November 15, 2001 You two get a room! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #52 November 15, 2001 Find women's buttons really isn't that hard. You just have to know where to look. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #53 November 15, 2001 QuoteYou two get a room!And let you know which one, right Skreamer? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #54 November 15, 2001 Hell.... they better let us all know what room they got.....A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpervali 2 #55 November 15, 2001 This will give you some insight on the #5 on your list. Try this link.http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bknews.htmlMan you can find some cool stuff on the net!jumpervali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #56 November 15, 2001 QuoteIt figures that it took a women to find your button Jess!! Maybe we should get together sometime and see if I can find it again!!*passing out, hitting the floor, coming to*Girl, you are so DIRTY! Let's do it! However...if we do that, then I probably won't have to exorcise my frustrations by coming on dz.com and posting bitchily. It's a trade-off.... Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #57 November 15, 2001 That's just sick! But the kid in the cube is a nice touch! I know a few restaurants that could use some of those, not to mention movie theaters (cuts down on all the noise).Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #58 November 15, 2001 Quote 2). Dropped Miles out when they typed the wrong spot into the GPS.... So was that the all blind load, or is it a rule that you guys are not allowed to check the spot prior to exit?Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #59 November 15, 2001 Well.... I was chasing the group out and did'nt get to look out myself, besides in the winters in Ohio, with everything dead, a grass runway looks a lot like another field and is hard to spot right. Also a layer of "Industiral Haze" had large enough holes to jump, but limited the spotting of the plane.I kinda noticed nothing looked quite right in freefall, and dumped a bit high. I was the closest to the landing area at a mile out. A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #60 November 15, 2001 QuoteThis will give you some insight on the #5 on your list. Try this link.http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bknews.htmlThis is absolute complete bullshit! Disgusting and horrible. I've ever been more pissed off by anything ever posted in these threads then this disgusting web URL. Some people take 'funny' too far. Yeah, that was fucking hilarious.Family Photos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #61 November 15, 2001 Pammi,That type of animal abuse is unexcusable.... but it is a joke. They were even investigated by the FBI and cleared. The never crammed a cat into a mold, or hurt any animals.Added 5 minutes later:It's a sick joke, I agree. I have seen the site before, and didn't laugh. But it's still a joke, and is pretty obvious if one scratches below the surface, even just a teeny bit.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #62 November 15, 2001 Thanks Indyz..I appreciate knowing it was a joke, however disgusting it may be. There are some truly sick f***s out there, so I wouldn't have put it past someone to actually try such a thing. I admit, I couldn't bear to be on the site long enough to delve too deeply into it...after a couple of images I had to get offline for a bit. Anyway..thanks. If this sort of thing happens, I don't want to know, and certainly don't want to see.Family Photos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #63 November 15, 2001 Pammi...Whoo, I'm sorry you were so freaked by that site, but you're certainly not the first. Check out this link:http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #64 November 15, 2001 The only part of that page that made me laugh was the guestbook entries from people who didn't get it:QuoteThere isn't a punishment severe enough for sick f**ks like yourself.. Comparing a cat to a f**king tree? Comparing mangling a living thing to getting a tattoo, dance or martial arts?? You should all be anally raped by some psycho who's been "altered" into having a three foot d**k with extruding spikes and a constant smelly drip.I especially like this one from a guy who was initially outraged, but ended up deciding that since the cats didn't die, it was cool with him:Quote I came to this site after recieveing a letter from a friend saying youÊshould be shut down. So I came and to say the least was sick to my stomach. I first went to the gallery to see if it was true, and it was. I then went to the guestbook and saw the reactions of others. But you guys seemed to back yourselves up saying people were ignorant. So I went through the site. Your right, it isn't all that cruel. I thought at first that the cats died in the bottles and then were set as decorations. As I can see there only in the bottles for a short time. I still think it is cruel, some kittens must come out wrong and never be able to walk ect. But on the other hand, think of some other animal situations, like the situation around turkey(as food), there kept in SMALL cages where they fight desese and overheating. I think that more information needs to be given at the site about the dangers, ect. Jonathan Swell--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #65 November 16, 2001 I'm sorry... am I the only one who laughed out loud while looking through that site...?Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #66 November 16, 2001 I just cant believe people would believe that stuff....man...like that one dude said....there's a sucker born every minute...or whatever...MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #67 November 16, 2001 Damn people, get a grip! I love my cat, and even I realize it was just a f^&*kin' JOKE! A few days ago I ran a thread about whether animals understand humor. My cat and I wrestle with each other a lot. I always have scars and scratches on my wrist. But both of us understand what a JOKE is, and what play-fighting is. Evidently there are some so-called "high minded" humans who DO NOT!!Let's lighten up a little! If we, as skydivers, can't laugh at life, then how can we positively influence others?Speed RacerThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind-Bogart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #68 November 16, 2001 QuoteI just cant believe people would believe that stuff....man...like that one dude said....there's a sucker born every minute...or whatever...Just call me a 'sucker' I guess then. I am never surprised at what some people would do. YOU should know that after what you've probably seen out there. There are some really sick bastards that come up with things that I couldn't even think of, besides do.Okay, Speedy, joke..haha. Being a skydiver and all, ALL things should be funny and I should just lighten up. Okay, whatever. Actually, when I saw it, I didn't realize it was a joke, call me stupid, whatever...I didn't linger on the site after seeing what it was. Knowing that it's bullshit, fine, it's now just a stupid joke and considerably less upsetting. Like I said, nothing would surprise me at what people might actually do for amusement. Having worked at a police dept for 4 years myself dispatching, I've seen worse. Posting a thread about if animals understand humor WAS funny...it was about silly things animals do or you do with them...not stuffing them into a jar. Not even close to the same thing.Anyway, haha, very funny. I'm lightened up and all that crap. Actually, I really don't look at my skydiving as a way to 'positively influence others' or any such 'big picture' sort of thing. It's just fun! I'm still the same person that I was before.Family Photos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #69 November 16, 2001 QuoteGirl, you are so DIRTY! Let's do it! I really need to get to Texas!! For some reason I don't think my sweetie is gonna let me go though......Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #70 November 16, 2001 For Pammi:I never did look at that link that was mentioned earlier. I was at work and didn't want to open til I got home, but after reading what you wrote, I decided not to look. Since this thread was originally started to be fun, I thought I'd add another fun list just for you!!Why Cats Are Better Than Men1. A cat always hits the litterbox. 2. You have a better chance of training a cat. 3. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother. 4. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you. 5. You can de-claw a cat...try to get a guy to clip his toenails. 6. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend. 7. A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks He is. 8. A cat matures as it grows older. 9. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat. 10. "Meow" is never a lie. 11. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself. 12. Cats can't show love without meaning it. 13. The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is food, water, and a clean litter box. 14. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying. 15. Cats don't complain when you cut your hair short. 16. Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances 17. Cats clean themselves every day. 18. Cats don't hog the covers. 19. They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in. 20. Cats don't belch complete sentences. Your ears look cold. Can I warm them with my thighs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #71 November 16, 2001 Try this link Pammi!!! I was so horrified when I saw it! Stop Kitty PORN My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #72 November 16, 2001 "Cats don't belch complete sentences"Oh wait.....is that a bad thing? Que hermana pinocha gratis?-Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #73 November 16, 2001 Quote 20. Cats don't belch complete sentences. Hey, I thought chicks liked that?! Damn....that explains so much.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #74 November 16, 2001 Now THOSE are funny Slappie and Sunshine :) I just figured us 'pus***s' should stick together Family Photos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #75 November 16, 2001 Sorry Pammi, I didnt mean any offense by that comment....MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
