jfields 0 #26 November 19, 2001 Skreamer,Being male, Clay isn't my type, but at least he is human, unlike your latest "girlfriend". But then again... Maybe you two have something in common. He has sheep at his place too. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 November 19, 2001 And here I had left this post thinking it was going to be serious........should have known.....Creamer- Make sure they don't circumsize you when they remove that poodle.....Emma says you can't spare anything down there....."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #28 November 19, 2001 Clay,You're just jealous of Skreamer. You couldn't even get the poodle to stay on. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 November 19, 2001 "You're just jealous of Skreamer"No....Creamer just used glue....."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #30 November 19, 2001 LOL!You might be right. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #31 November 19, 2001 Emma, Solly is great, and a super nice guy too. There's a write up on him at the skyleague.com site if you want to know more info about him. He owns a bunkhouse, so if you need a place to stay, talk to him about that too.AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #32 November 19, 2001 QuoteEmma says you can't spare anything down there.....UHHHH!!!! Like I would KNOW???I mean, one suspects, given his..uh...PERSONA and all...but I have NEVER been there, even in my darkest, most drunken moments!And believe me, with rolls of lard the size of mine, he'd have to be a pretty impressive candidate to make it to that 'special place' beneath.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 November 19, 2001 "he'd have to be a pretty impressive candidate to make it to that 'special place' beneath...."He once said something about using flour......and a wet spot on the sheep. I didn't really understand what he was talking about but........."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #34 November 19, 2001 Quoteunlike your latest "girlfriend".Hey Justin, what makes you think my poodle was a bitch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #35 November 19, 2001 Skreamer, If you are doing that to the poodle, it is your bitch, no matter what gender it is! JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #36 November 19, 2001 No, no, you are the one with the thing for sheep! (lol 'thing for sheep' crack me up)In fact apparently you prefer the company of dead male lambs which makes you a paedophilic, bestialic, homosexual necrophiliac!!! (took me a while to look up all those words and string them together but I'm pretty proud of myself!)/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #37 November 19, 2001 Quotepaedophilic, bestialic, homosexual necrophiliacThose big words are found in the Georgia dictionary under the entries "Gittin' Some!" and "Spousal Visitation". JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 November 19, 2001 "Georgia dictionary under the entries "Gittin' Some!" and "Spousal Visitation".No....those were merely referenced for residents of Alabama and West Virginia. "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #39 November 19, 2001 Apparently those words also describe an average weekend in the Fowler house-hold...Hey Clay, is your name short for Claytus?Are yew Claytus the Slack-jawed Yokel???Right, where is our little clay pigeon? This is starting to get fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 November 19, 2001 Actually that would be Cleytus on the Simpsons. Your just mad cause he doesn't have to tie the sheep up first......"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #41 November 19, 2001 Sorry Claytus, nice try, no cigar!And I'm not scared of you, your mother, your brother Darryl, your other brother Darryl or your other brother Darryl!So there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #42 November 19, 2001 Skreamer,Sorry to correct you publicly, but here is the correct etymology and meaning of Fowler, of which Clay is a member.Definition: FowlerOrigin: Georgia swamp, circa 1970.1) noun. Inhabitant of a geographically remote area devoid of culture and front teeth.2) noun. One who enters into conjugal relationships with fowl and other livestock for purpose of sexual gratification.3) adjective: Vile or disgusting. Ex.: "Damn, Cleatus, this is fowler than that time you chased the cat into the septic tank!"Clearer now? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #43 November 19, 2001 ROTFLMFAOPIMPDude - that is fuckin' hilarious!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 November 19, 2001 "And I'm not scared of you, your mother, your brother Darryl, your other brother Darryl or your other brother Darryl!"Oh you will be......Have you ever seen "Diliverance" Squeel boy!!!!!!!!"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 November 19, 2001 Justin.....don't you wear a protec? I'm really starting to wonder (because of the look on your face) if you were skydiving during that pic on your profile or just molesting some helpless cat that wondered into the yard........"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #46 November 19, 2001 Quote(and one of your poodles is stuck on me!) I have a pretty funny story about something along these lines that came along in my work...but I will spare you the details...MarcRes Firma Mitescere Nescite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #47 November 19, 2001 lolJustin scored a good one and thats the best you can come back with? A protec? Cat wandered into yard?Pathetic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #48 November 19, 2001 Dude, right now I am living the details!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 November 19, 2001 It could have been a "Your Momma joke" Give me some credit for creativity....."Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #50 November 19, 2001 QuoteIncidentally, we're a junior team looking at Nationals next year.I have a lot of confidence in the Pie Queen and her 3 bloated buddies - I for one am sure they will be looking at the Nationals next year!/sPS shit now I better make sure I don't get cornered by the 4 mad cows next time I am at Hinton... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
