homer 0 #51 November 20, 2001 Do either of them have kids? I was doing a a chick 10 years older than me and she had a son 11. Great kid but I'm to young to be a father figure to the little man. Do what makes you happy and make her cream. Just be honest and tell them you have another. It sounds crazy but honesty really does work for some woman.Good luck The things you regret most in life are the risks you didn't take. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spinmaster 0 #52 November 20, 2001 As a married man who has to live vicariously through everyone else, here's my advice:1 Don't do anything - enjoy the moment and don't f*!k it up. There'll come a day you wish you could screw two DIFFERENT women a 24hr period and actually get away with it.2 When you think one of them is starting to have a problem with thing's, lie and say you broke it off with the other and enjoy the time. Make sure you tell both that you should "keep things low key for a while, after all you don't want to rub the new arrangement in the nose of the other".3 When you do get caught (and you will) still slipping it to both, then pick which one was more fun and dump the other. Be prepared to beg and lie like there is no tomorrow (assuming the other is worth keeping, after all, she hung around while you where screwing someone else).4 Under no circumstance commit to marry either of them, you've screwed that already by screwing someone else at the same time. NOTE: When you find the one you want for life, don't stick it in someone else!Remember: "A man is only as faithful as his options" - George CarlandDon't give yourself options unless you’re prepared to use then - hey, that's kind of like alt. landing sites, right?Spinmaster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #53 November 20, 2001 Women are like dog sh%t:The older they are, the easier they are to pick up!Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
