Zennie 0 #1 November 20, 2001 ...you can hurt yourself driving a boat....-------------Watercraft Operator Dies in High-Speed Collision With a Flying DuckThe Associated Press Published: Nov 20, 2001DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A man dashing across a lake on a customized personal watercraft at about 55 mph was killed in an apparent collision with a flying duck. Leon Resnick, an employee of Riva Yamaha, was testing the water jet-propelled craft Thursday on a lake about 20 miles north of Fort Lauderdale, investigators said Monday. A co-worker who was watching turned to pick up a radar gun to check Resnick's speed, and when he turned back Resnick was no longer aboard the craft. Resnick, 31, of Hollywood, died of a blow to his head, the Broward County medical examiner's office said. "Our theory is that the bird was airborne and clocked him in the head," said David Bamdas, an owner of the dealership. At the speed Resnick was traveling, the 10- to 15-pound duck "might as well have been a cinder block," Bamdas said. The bird's carcass was found nearby and there were feathers on the water bike's handlebars, said Broward County sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf. ------------------"Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control. Unable to forgive. And we're sinking deeper." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #2 November 20, 2001 On second glance, it wasn't even a boat, it was a friggin' wave runner!"Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control. Unable to forgive. And we're sinking deeper." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #3 November 21, 2001 video??? -------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 November 21, 2001 What an incredibly stupid way to get killed...LOL"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #5 November 21, 2001 Last thought go through his head. DUCK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #6 November 21, 2001 QuoteLast thought go through his head. DUCKI was just waiting for someone else to make that connection. "Wear the grudge like a crown. Desperate to control. Unable to forgive. And we're sinking deeper." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #7 November 21, 2001 and THIS is why the Bass Ace is a good idea !RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #8 November 21, 2001 When I first glanced at this thread, I thought the subject line read "Masturbating is dangerous..." I was like, Oh shit, really? Alex wants to see you bleed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 November 21, 2001 "Masturbating is dangerous"Nope.....I haven't had a single injury! Although they did have a pretty funny segment on the radio recently. They had people calling in to relate stories of masturbation injuries. One guy broke an arm and two ribs!!!!!! Hilarious stuff......"Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #10 November 21, 2001 not jokin, local radio station talkin and this one rather wrecked sounding wanker (liteuratley) did it on air. Me and a mate where like WTF!.Hey i can still see no black spots yet:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
