chickenhawk420 0 #1 November 22, 2001 lend me £50, i was meant to be going down to see my mate (and hopefully get together with another) this weekend but thanks to the wonderful government implementing more goddamn wonderful policies the benifits agency (which ive paid some of my hardworking.. ok lazyass money to) has made a cockup, basicly sayin ive claimed for sickperiods in my jobseekers (now that is a joke, used to be dole) that exceeds the two you are allowed in the rolling year (even though i haven't, and they admit theres descrepincies between agencies) so they shut down my claim and don't inform me. Then one broke wed i go in to sign and bam im hit with this (plus my pockets still deep and empty). SHITSo i pay for the service and truely get serviced. Primal cream time guys and gals join in (especially if your in the office, in fact go on turn look your manager in the eye and)AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!Phew it helps, so anyone want to give to the cheer up a fellow jumper to supply him with one kickass weekend and hopefullysex charity please make donations payable to me and arrive at my house by tomorrow afternoon at the latest. Your all wonderful thanks for letting me bitch (even though you had no choice)One last thingAAAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH BASTARD BENEFIT BENTAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!Thank you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 November 23, 2001 Now that Skreamer has a job he might kick in a few "pounds" for some "services" "Shut up Dummy!"- Fred G Sanford Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #3 November 23, 2001 Skreamer is local, so it would be convenient. Just make sure he bathes first if you are allergic to animals. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #4 November 23, 2001 Quote Phew it helps, so anyone want to give to the cheer up a fellow jumper Cheer up man! At least your a SKYDIVER!! Count your blessings instead of your crosses;Count your gains instead of your losses.Count your joys instead of your woes;Count your friends instead of your foes.Count your smiles instead of your tears;Count your courage instead of your fears.Count your full years instead of your lean;Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.Count your health instead of your wealth;Count on God instead of yourself.~ author unknown ~Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #5 November 23, 2001 I like that peom. I might actually jump this weekend if it is not raining! :( 4 weeks ad I have withdrawal symptoms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #6 November 23, 2001 Hey thanks for the idea pimpin myself out is a quick buck, sorry skreamer might not be interested can't do those farmyard screams that get him goin so much Welcom to chicken grease pimpin services. girls only (guys and animals not welcome- please see our sister service).Our moto quick fucks for quick bucks, big fucks for big bucks.PeaceP.S like the poem, cheers (im even, yes its cracking, a smile has appeared get CNN) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Strynx 0 #7 November 23, 2001 Nice one who is it from?"Curiosity is the base of knowledge, knowledge is the root of freedom" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Strynx 0 #7 November 23, 2001 Nice one who is it from?"Curiosity is the base of knowledge, knowledge is the root of freedom" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
