Depraved DZ nights

[3fLiEr 0]

Everyone seems to like posting about their sexual conquests and depraved behaviour ......... so lets start this............ what is the most depraved night at your home DZ you have been involved in or witnessed................. come on lezzas spill the beans on when you let 150 freefliers gizz in ya face !
BSBD
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[Emma 0]

Clive showed me his willy once.
That was pretty depraved.

[E150 0]

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Woooah - thought you were talking about me for min there!

[E150 0]

Eeeeewwwww - pooor you.
Mind you Emma, your other half accidently displayed his to a full LET lift once. LOL

[philhartree 0]

accidentally .. MY ARSE!!!
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If you have to ask, you don't understand

[3fLiEr 0]

you saw it and wanted it up your arse????............ phuqking cavo commando
BSBD
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[skreamer 1]

Notice how everybody who replied to this jumps at the same DZ? I'm just glad I'm normal and not like you people. Back to the topic - this wasn't really depraved, but that legless incident, where everybody knew except a certain freeflyer doing the pulling, that cracked me up. Also the story of Saunders discovering Paddy's Everest of a crap on the floor in Gibbo's bathroom and then removing the light-bulb - that was funny too (especially when you hear what happened when Custard went in with his toiletry bag later). LOL, I'm cracking up just thinking about it!

[philhartree 0]

now - that;s not what i said and you know it!
i cant be arsed to argue coz u'll just turn it around.... and i wish i could stop using the word arse.
Bugger! did it again
Doh!
Emma's right - you're obsessed with anal antics
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If you have to ask, you don't understand

[E150 0]

Anyways, people!
I thought Hinton had a reputation for being the barer of innocence.
What was is Phil Bird did??

[3fLiEr 0]

it was not him.................
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[E150 0]

Was it you that sucked Gibbo's cock then?

[3fLiEr 0]

no ....... ........ you are getting it the wrong way round!!.............
BSBD

"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[E150 0]

Oh Gibbo sucked you orf?

[3fLiEr 0]

Nah........ but i did hear from the taker that if you close your eyes it feels very nice!
BSBD

"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[RemiAndKaren 0]

Note to self: throw away the leftovers jump tickets left for hinton and never ever ever go there after the sun goes down...
Remi
Muff 914

[philhartree 0]

Note to self: knock off early and get to Hinton ASAP
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If you have to ask, you don't understand

[3fLiEr 0]

Note to self:- Never go to another DZ - people wont accept your behaviour as normal - certainly never ever go into society with these morals...........
BSBD
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[Emma 0]

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Mind you Emma, your other half accidently displayed his to a full LET lift once

That would have been after the nudie jump though...you could have seen his (snigger) nipples and bum cheeks too, if you'd been anywhere near the landing square. The whuffos loved it...
(Btw - you're all fukin perverts)

[3fLiEr 0]

"That would have been after the nudie jump though...you could have seen his (snigger) nipples and bum cheeks too, if you'd been anywhere near the landing square. The whuffos loved it..."
........... she said bum........
(Btw - you're all fukin perverts)
and you love it vile lezza.................
so where are all the sluts??????
is there any sluts on this board???........... come dance with the devil........... and let me shoot my muck in ya whilst my friends watch, join in and video it............. whos woman enough???
BSBD
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[E150 0]

I'll have them!!
I'VE JUST HAD THE BEST NEWS . . . . . . I HAVE KIT TO BORROW FOR MY HOLIDAY!! SOOOO HAPPY, RELEAVED, EXCITED, TANKFULL. WANNA GET PISSED. OMG

[3fLiEr 0]

celebrate with an afterdark 3 way???
BSBD
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[E150 0]

A NIGHTJUMP - GOODO

[R00tj00se 0]

"and let me shoot my muck in ya whilst my friends watch, join in and video it"
Mike - I think you should have typed this in your other browser window was open on www.takeitlikethebitchyouare.com
In the past year you have turned into one very sick depraved individual (but is there any chance of introducing me to one of those twins??).

[3fLiEr 0]

"In the past year you have turned into one very sick depraved individual (but is there any chance of introducing me to one of those twins??)."
I have always been a very sick depraved individual - just tried to hide it and change - you cant change the nature of the beast............. oh well - its fun
as for the twins - its easy - talk to them buy them drinks and show an interest - the hard part is putting up with them for more than 5 mins.
See ya Saturday night then????
bsbd
"In a world where we are slaves to gravity I am pleased to be a freedom fighter"

[R00tj00se 0]

"the hard part is putting up with them for more than 5 mins."
That won't be hard for me as it'll be all over in 30 seconds.
Won't be up at Hinton until the new year (some damn trip to Elsinore for a month doing solid skydiving) but my New Year's resolution is to spend a lot more Saturday nights in Brackley than I do now (nothing to do with beer and fresh pussy at all).