SpeedRacer 1 #1 November 30, 2001 No JaegermeisterThis guy (we'll call him, uhhh, William Why not Jaegermeister? the bartender asks."William" replies, "Last night I got so drunk on Jaegermeister, I went home and blew chunks". Well, the bartender say's, everybody does that when they get THAT drunk, you know, that’s no big deal..."You don’t understand, buddy, Chunks is my dog!"Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #2 November 30, 2001 Hahaha...that is a great one, SR.Just wondering....did you ever blow bubbles as a kid??Yeah?.....well, he's back in town and he wants your new number. Thanks for the funny.-------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 November 30, 2001 Quotedid you ever blow bubbles Easy there MM bubbles is my online female friends screen name! LOL and she is deffinetly not a MAN! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #4 November 30, 2001 Haha...sorry about that Slappie. I remember that now. But hey, since you know she's not a man, you know that I wasn't refering to her. -------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 November 30, 2001 "she is deffinetly not a MAN!"Now......or ever? "and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 November 30, 2001 NEVER EVERMy New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 November 30, 2001 Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking a cold glass of lemonade I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10 year old daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to it's cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast. The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing it's grooming I jumped the fence and replaced back in it's cage hoping it's death would be written off as "natural causes". Back to the hammock and the lemonade. Within the hour the neighbors Volvo pulled in as usual and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed: "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbor that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do. Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage?!" "and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 November 30, 2001 Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to deathYaaahhh PETA! Dumbasses!!!"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 November 30, 2001 Hey Clay have you seen this website? It's the website for the OTHER PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals! Check it out!Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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SkydiveMonkey 0 #11 December 2, 2001 You've just named half of my housemate's video collection !! How do I fall? PHUKINFAST !!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
