R00tj00se 0 #1 December 3, 2001 C'mon dude stop hiding - the word on the street says that you had an interesting weekend! Why don't you tell us all about it?What was the excuse and did you get banned (or did you ban yourself)?If you don't tell us we'll only make up our own version of events! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E150 0 #2 December 3, 2001 He had a cypres fire just after he threw his main. Two canopies - scary shit. . . . lucky he did not have an entanglement!!!He is probably still chain-smoking! He's ok, which is the main thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #3 December 3, 2001 Disclaimer: I dont know 3....But, a CYPRES fire after opening the main, that would mean going low.. and that does not sound at all like 3.. nope.. no way....Glad to hear you're OK...RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #4 December 3, 2001 Speculation, speculation....Let's take the very scanty information we have, flesh it out with the meat of our assumptions and prejudices, and before long we're bound to have a far better story than the truth would ever provide..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R00tj00se 0 #5 December 3, 2001 You see 3, we're starting to make assumptions already. I mean I know there's got to be a reasonable explanation for it all but other people might not be so understanding.One other thing - I assume after a scare like this you had to rape a few virgins to thank God that you were still alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R00tj00se 0 #6 December 3, 2001 Emma, were you there - can you shed any light on all of this (I know you're not one to gossip, but...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #7 December 3, 2001 Dont blame me!!! I'm only putting in writting what you all though! RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #8 December 3, 2001 I know a certain skydiver from a certain DZ has 3 AAD fires so far in their skydiving career of mid-100's jump numbers. That is some scary stuff. Since then, they've recieved their own gear and probably won't do that again. Was pretty expensive last time it happened. -------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #9 December 3, 2001 No, I can't shed any light on it because I wasn't on the jump...I was off doing my very own little 4-way.QuoteI know a certain skydiver from a certain DZ has 3 AAD fires so far in their skydiving career of mid-100's jump numbers. That is some scary stuff. Er - and this person still JUMPS????QuoteSince then, they've recieved their own gear and probably won't do that again. Was pretty expensive last time it happened'Scuse me, but what a twat! Never mind how expensive this shit is - what if he hadn't had an AAD? He's a walking dead man - THREE TIMES OVER??? You have got to be kidding me. Sorry, but some people should stick to golf. MM, your post implies that if it had been his own gear in the first place he wouldn't have let the AAD fire??? Wha?????? Should be banned by USPA....My God...nope...let Darwin sort that one out... I won't go off on (any more of) a rant..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #10 December 3, 2001 Hahaha.....well, Emma, I would have to agree with you.I can't believe that it has happened, but from what I've seen, they've kept their openings high for the past few months. We'll see....-------------http://www.JumpinDuo.com"oh no. Not another one"-Alienangel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R00tj00se 0 #11 December 3, 2001 Er, Emma, r u having a bad Monday. You seem a little bit on edge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #12 December 3, 2001 Quoteseem a bit on edge...you want the MEDULA, baby?!?!My webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R00tj00se 0 #13 December 3, 2001 "MEDULA"The what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 December 3, 2001 "MEDULA"The what?Hheheeheheheheheheeheheee......"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #15 December 3, 2001 Uh? 'MEDULA'?Does it have alcohol in it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 December 3, 2001 "Does it have alcohol in it?"No....cream sauce! "and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #17 December 3, 2001 Ew...that sounds scary.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #18 December 3, 2001 I cannot believe that I am the only person who knows this technique! Anyway, it's kind of a joke that came about by a bonafide practice in the S&M community: While doing your boozehag in the doggie-style postion, ask if she wants the Medula? If she says "yes", then punch her as hard as you can in the back of the head, near the base of the skull, directly over the Medula Oblongata. This will generally render a person unconscious and cause them to go into jerky spasms, making your "ride" more enjoyable. Yes, some people really do this.ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R00tj00se 0 #19 December 3, 2001 C'mon 3, this thread isn't going to go away - the public has a right to know.If you don't come out of hiding soon we're going to start the bombing campaign on Abingdon followed by ground forces (and I don't mean Charlie Dimmock) to bring you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
philhartree 0 #20 December 3, 2001 Well, i was hoping to get the story from the horses mouth too... you should have seen DZ control - the stop watches were out and everything...---If you have to ask, you don't understand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 December 3, 2001 So....it sounds like it's safe to say that he is grounded again....."and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #22 December 3, 2001 Quoteyour boozehag How amazing - you know my lover's pet name for me!Quotepunch her as hard as you can in the back of the head, near the base of the skull, directly over the Medula Oblongata. This will generally render a person unconscious and cause them to go into jerky spasms, making your "ride" more enjoyable. Nice!Reminds me of the cheese-on-a-string thing I learned of at the DZ a while ago....(although have not indulged as yet..it takes more than a lump of cheddar to buy my love...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 December 3, 2001 "it takes more than a lump of cheddar to buy my love...)"How bout $5 and some candy........"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #24 December 3, 2001 Quote 'Scuse me, but what a twat! Does that mean something special in the Queen's English or does it mean the same thing as it does here? I can see calling someone a moron, cretin, ass, or I. D. Ten T, but why call him a twat? That gives the major female sex organ a bad name.The Medula? I have also had really good luck the morning after a date was on a Tequila binge. Very nice muscular action as she is giving it all back and usually they never remember. If they do notice, just tell her you are holding her hair back. Women like that kind of thoughtfulness.flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
