Some serious poetry

[Slappie 9]

The Creation of Woman
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing
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[skycat 0]

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Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing

*fwap*

[Slappie 9]

awe-man I got *fwap*d I really thought that was a nice sweet caring piece of poetry
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[sunshine 2]

Without a mouth there would be no blowjobs!!
"Leave my brain alone!!" ~ SpongeBob

[AggieDave 6]

Joke:
God created the heaven and the earth with everything on it. Lastly he created Adam and he was pleased. For a long while God and Adam were happy, walking in the garden, talking. Eventually God noticed that Adam wasn't very happy anymore. God asked Adam and Adam replied "Well, God, you gave me such a wonderous place to live and walking with you is great, but I really want a companion." God said, "Adam I understand and I can make you a perfect mate." Adam said, "Wow, that sounds really great, what will it cost me?" God said, "well it will cost you a kidney, your right arm, your left leg and an eye!" Adam replied, "Whoa, that's a lot, I need to think about it."
About a week later Adam comes back to God and says, "You know, God, the perfect mate sounds great, but that's a lot to give, what can I get for a rib?"

AggieDave '02
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[freeflir29 0]

"Without a mouth there would be no blowjobs!!"
Excellent point....but I think the trade off may be worth it! "and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson

[sunshine 2]

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Excellent point....but I think the trade off may be worth it!

I don't think so. It's much easier to give a blowjob while he's driving than to straddle him. Plus on those rare occasions when I've been fucked so hard the thought of more makes me wince, at least I can pleasure my sweetie with my mouth!!
"Leave my brain alone!!" ~ SpongeBob

[freeflir29 0]

Once again...very good points.....but the trade off may still be worth it.....LMAO
"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson

[sunshine 2]

Oh yeah, that's right. Women never say anything important, it's all mindless chit chat......
"Leave my brain alone!!" ~ SpongeBob

[freeflir29 0]

I knew I liked you for some reason! LMAO
"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson

[sunshine 2]

Slappie, I'd like to take this opportunity to say I'm sorry for turning your thread into a discussion about blowjobs. I'm so ashamed and ready to accept my punishment.....
"Leave my brain alone!!" ~ SpongeBob

[Slappie 9]

twas` quite alright... Blowjobs have never once hurt my feelings in the least bit.. Now for your punishment. Got any suggestions?
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[sunshine 2]

Well sometimes i have trouble telling the difference between punishment and reward.....
"Leave my brain alone!!" ~ SpongeBob