The Origin of Pets

[Slappie 9]

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer
to "Where do pets come from?"
Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us
every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is
difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that
you will love me even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new
companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite
of yourselves."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his
tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have ready named all the animals in the Kingdom and
I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a  reflection of my own
name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel said to the Lord "and They
strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of
adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too
well."
And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be
with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will
remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not
always worthy of adoration."
And! God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.
And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.
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[Merrick 0]

Yeah, like your cat doesn't give a shit one way or the other..... the pet-whore! lol
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[SpeedRacer 1]

So what's the deal with Slappie's cat?
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[Slappie 9]

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Yeah, like your cat doesn't give a shit one way or the other..... the pet-whore! lol

You leave FatCat outa this... He didn't do anything and he was nice enough to let you two stay with him while you were in town.. If I told him you called him a pet-whore it would hurt his feelings.
Nothing wrong with my cat SpeedRacer he's just a big ball of fur 22lbs of pure lovin! He loves to be petted....
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[Divadiver 0]

A 22 lb. cat?! What do you feed him small dogs?!
Diva

[SpeedRacer 1]

My cat likes to claw up my arm. He gets bored & like to pick fights. People wonder why I always have scratches all over my wrists & forearms. I have to give my cat a good beatin' regularly, and he has the audacity to fight back!
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[skycat 0]

My cat's friggin crazy....you spend money on toys and kitty condos and catnip....and what does he like most...the book case and a pull-up cord. Although he still digs the catnip, sprinkled some on my dog, and spent a good 20 min laughing at the cat trying to Luv all over the dog.

[Slappie 9]

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My cat's friggin crazy....you spend money on toys and kitty condos and catnip....and what does he like most

I have to agree mine likes the catnip, but the most favorite thing in the world he'll chase around the house. Is the little ring you get when you open a gallon of milk. The little plastic thingy. Go Figure!
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[SpeedRacer 1]

My cat's half-brother, Marvin, liked to do that! It's weird how each cat will just get into the habit of playing a very particular game, or with a particular type of toy. My older brother's cat, Edgar, liked to play with a rolled up bit of aluminum foil.
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[SpeedRacer 1]

Speaking of pet games, my corn snake's favorite trick is, when I'm holding her, she will poke her head through one of my belt loops & start to glide through, only to discover she's too big to fit her body through.
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[skybytch 273]

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the little ring you get when you open a gallon of milk.

My cat LOVED those things! He finally trained us to automatically toss them on the floor when we opened a new gallon of milk.
But Ripper was a very strange cat... he used to like to play fetch with a ganga sack (sepa, hacky), to the point where he'd be panting like a dog. Musta been all that smoke that accidentally got blown into his face when he was a baby....
pull and flare,
lisa

[freaksister 0]

Well I like cats, but I am really a dog person. I KNOW my two puppies came from God! They are SOOO cute and sweet. They aren't really puppies anymore, one is 4 and the other is 9, but they are tiny as puppies! Mini-dachshunds whose favorite pastime is playing fetch and loving on people!!
Sis
I feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D.

[SpeedRacer 1]

we want pictures!
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Mini-dachshunds

Weiner dogs?!
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[freaksister 0]

Yep weinie dogs!! I was so stumped for a name for the younger one that I named him "Oscar" after Oscar Meyer Weiners. HEHEHEHE I know, goofy but who cares?!?! Sis
I feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D.

[SpeedRacer 1]

wait they're 4 & 9 years old, and don't already have names?
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[SpeedRacer 1]

OH, by the way, there is a website by Gary Larson that is called "Weiner Dog Art Through the Ages". It starts with an archaeologist finding weiner dog cave art, & goes on from there. There's a Picasso weiner dog painting, a Dali weiner dog painting, etc.
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[Merrick 0]

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"the little ring you get when you open a gallon of milk."

Bwahahaha.. Pam's Cat does that.... loves the shit out of those things.
"Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry"

[jtval 0]

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spent a good 20 min laughing at the cat trying to Luv all over the dog.
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thats just wierd
havent you ever heard that song from loverboy? pig and elephant dna just dont mix(Chef-southpark)
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JT

[airann 1]

ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GraySon the daughter of the girl cat Oscar, long story on the names starts with Levins cat Oscar the one who was ""not preg just fat"."

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Is the little ring you get when you open a gallon of milk. The little plastic thingy. Go Figure!

I had no idea others liked that thingy as my kitcat does.
Hell- I just throw it on the floor Grayson or Computer Kitten, will be along soon enuff to play with it. Till she finds another one of those wide rubber bands that go on your deployment bag!!!!!!! Her favorite are the tandem ones. They are bigger.
Hard to find toys for the whole family...
160lb Great Dane can swallow both other children -and- all their toys.
So-
Kitten gets the plastic thing that goes on the milk jug.
Great Dane gets the entire milk jug -empty. We take it away just before he chews any parts off of it. (5-10 minutes)
Flea Flyer either plays with his sister Grayson or Skeets tail. He isnt choozy.
Flea Flyer finds everything amazing. (a Jack Russels cousin) He is smart as a tack. Learns every trick in minutes. He loves to track. Skeet can cutaway real well. But dont get Flea mad at Skeet. He jumped up and bit Skeets penis.
Crap!!!, Flea just flew past while I was filming Skeet with his milk jug with a hunk of the neighbors freshly cooked rack of ribs......... took us forever to catch him. He almost bit me.... the little toot.!!
Let me get the film editied and see if the blur on the screen can be seen as Flea Flyer with a rack of ribs. LOL
Meanwhile - here is computerckitten attached.
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

[skycat 0]

Actually what is really scary is that they reallydo like eachother. Don't ask me why since I got the cat so the dog could have a moving toy.

[airann 1]

You gotta frame that picture. It is really good of FoxGirl and Kitty.
Lookit, I was taking some frames of Skeet with his milk jug- and FleaFlyer blasts past with what we found out was 3 ribs from the neighbors small grill. Yikes!
It was so fast I didnt know if my head cam got it.
FleaFlyer Steals Neighbors Dinner!
Here is Flea playing with his toy! hehe
Flea's 'toy' says This is my box, Mister!

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

[SpeedRacer 1]

BWAHAHAHAHA! These furry people crack me up!!
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[riggerrob 643]

We have three cats: Demi, Angel and Red Bluff.
The guy down the hall has a Great Dane named Cypres.

[jtval 0]

if you haven't figured this out , im ashamed of all of you. cat owners (or friends of cat owners)
if you take a lenght of scotchtape 4" or so and put it on your most neurotic pets(cat) front footpadding you will instantly have a miniature kangaroo. put it on their foot and roll the exccess up onto its forearm so it stays for a while. so far its worked on everycat ive owned but then again it may just be their upbringing. have fun let us know the results of said experiment
next lesson; fun with nail guns!
Have fun, LIVE FREE, Skydive
JT