Dog Fight

[Slappie 9]

DOG FIGHT
George Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog
fight. They agreed that they would have five years to breed the best
fighting dogs in the world and whosever dog won would be entitled to
dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian
wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest and
strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death. After
five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog the
world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches
thick
and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler Boudreaux,
showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the strangest looking dog
anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there was no
way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with
Osama's big, mean animal.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund slowly came out of it's cage,
wagged it's tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The
Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then charged
the poor Dachshund.
But when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund
opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left
at
all of the snarling beast.
Osama came up to George and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "We
don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and
Rottweilers,and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world. How did
you do this?"
"Da's easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins
workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie dog."
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[wceviper 0]

ROFLMAO!!!!
Only in america!
-Jason

[freeflir29 0]

"Only in america!"
Nahhh.....any real plastic surgeon would have but a mondo set of breastsssssss-sss-sssss-ssszzzzzzzzzz on the dog too. Just for Skreamer......
"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson

[mnischalke 0]

Damn, I thought this was a thread about the movie.

[OATSF14 0]

Boobies on a wiener dog....very intersting possibilities.....

[lazerq3 0]

Doesnt Steve Irwin fit in here somewhere???
jason