Healthy level of Insanity

[Strynx 0]

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
>
> < 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
sunglasses on
> and
> point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow
down.
>
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your
voice.
>
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
they want
> fries with that.
>
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
>
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has
> gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>
> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for
sexual
> favors".
>
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with
the
> prophecy."
>
> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
>
> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>
> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically
after they
> answer.
>
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
>
> 12. Sing along at the opera.
>
> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
rhyme.
>
> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a
tape of
> jungle sounds all day.
>
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
attend
> their party because you're not in the mood.
>
> 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling
name, Rock
> Hard Kim.
>
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!",
"I won!"
> "3rd time this week!!!!!"
>
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
parking lot,
> yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy,
we are
> going to have to let one of you go."
>
> And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity.......
>
> 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book,
even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff likethis.
Did the drivetru trick this weekend LOL should of seen the girl's face my friends still think i'm insane though.

[FallingMarc 0]

21. Find a suitable harness and parachute. Shove the parachute into the container, strap it on, and hitch an airplane ride to 14000 feet. Get out. Repeat until out of money.
Works for me...

[Slappie 9]

Quote

Repeat until out of money.

In the DZO Dictionary the deffiniton of a "Student" is:
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[freeflir29 0]

"Repeat until out of money"
No shit! My aviation habits are going to run me into the poor house. Let's see the totals this weekend are
C-172 for 2.4 hours: $167
Instructor for 2.4 hrs: $60 (Thanks for the hook up Dutchboy!)
New FAR/AIM, AFD, E6-B Computer: $46
2 jumps at SD Atl: $38
Beer and pizza: $20
I need to go to Aviators Anonymous!!!!! "and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson

[FallingILweenie 0]

"C-172 for 2.4 hours: $167
Instructor for 2.4 hrs: $60 (Thanks for the hook up Dutchboy!)
New FAR/AIM, AFD, E6-B Computer: $46
2 jumps at SD Atl: $38
Beer and pizza: $20"
feeling the wind in your hair at 170 mph head down...priceless

[freeflir29 0]

"170 mph head down"
Man....How do people fall that slow???? I pulled a 3 way hybrid to 167MPH this weekend. The other two were on their belly!!!!!!
"and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson

[PhreeZone 20]

You better learn to fly that slow if you ever want to get your AD number.... the ball moves at a steady 155.......
I want to touch the sky, I want to fly so high ~ Sonique

[freeflir29 0]

"if you ever want to get your AD number"
Trust me....It's not technique....It's physics......."and I'm not easily impressed...Ooohh look...a blue car!" -Homer Simpson

[E150 0]

I'd have stoped at 'Repeat'!