FallingMarc 0 #1 December 7, 2001 So guess who was stupid and took the midnight desk shift again. No, you dork, it was me. So here I am again with nothing to do for a full 8 hours but watch the cameras to make sure people don't drag a keg in the back door and answer the phone, which rings maybe four times the whole night, which is all at once of course.I think I need more caffiene.Thank God I don't have class on fridays. Otherwise I would shoot myself. I do, however, have a job interview tomorrow afternoon... but four hours sleep is plenty for that. Yeah. I'll tell myself that. I'll just drink a lot of coffee beforehand. It's good to ask to cut an interview short because you have to pee that bad. Ok, maybe not that much coffee.I could bitch about women. But I won't.There's no feeling of satisfaction quite like filling out a course/instructor evaluation form with as much frustration and spite as you can muster in 10 minutes. My favorite phrase from today: "The instructor obviously has no idea how clueless the entire class is. He comments before every test on how easy he made it and that it will not take anyone the entire period. I got done with each test with 5 minutes or so to spare and was always one of the first people out of a room full of frustrated and frightened students. I felt uttely stupid after each test, not even recognizing half of the material. I got a B on each one after the curve." That was fun.Ok, I lied. Women suck. They say they want one thing, but they pursue the opposite. Dammit. Ok, that was only a short bitch.To clarify that, the last paragraph was a short bitch, not the woman I had in mind.I can't wait until saturday... whoever said they "live for the weekend" has nothing on skydivers. And I hope to see each and every one of you at Archway for the Chili Party boogie this weekend. Yes, all of you.I went ice skating last night. I've never been ice skating before, so I fell down a lot. It was fun! Not like skydiving falling down kind of fun, but the chicks I was with taking pity on me because I couldn't skate and fell down kind of fun. Yeah, I'm a loser. You knew that already.Ha, this is supposed to keep me sane, not depress me. So pardon me while I think of words that amuse me. Dipthong. Onomatopoea. Dichotomy. Willy Wonka. Newsletter. Hee hee hee... newsletter...I'm hungry. Immediately the slogan "hungry? why wait?" popped into my head, so I'm going to be a good little consumer and obey it. Also Snickers is good for you! Well, better than crack anyway.Call me crazy, but I really like flannel.If I had a super power, I would want the ability to make people orgasm with just a thought, and from long distance. Screw invisibility. And I already fly, albiet for short periods of time. But even without the obvious sexual benefits, I think it would be hilarious to make someone have a spontaneous orgasm while giving a public speech, or something. Or, if I got pulled over, make the cop orgasm as he walks up to the car. Like you're going to write someone up after that, you'd be happy and confused and all messy. Yeah, that'd be a fun power.I just ran out of thoughts. Lucky for you guys, I've got nothing else to do, so if anything else pops into my head, have no fear! It will be posted RSVP.Haha, I tricked you! I mean, of course, it will be posted toot sweet.Blue skies and bored nightsMarc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #2 December 7, 2001 All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 December 7, 2001 "All work and no play make Homer something something...""go crazy?""Don't mind if I do! AHDNDNEHDJBNAHEHDJADFADAF..."AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 December 7, 2001 QuoteSo pardon me while I think of words that amuse me. Dipthong. Onomatopoea. Dichotomy. Willy Wonka. Newsletter. Hee hee hee... newsletter...I adore you.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 December 7, 2001 All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.All work and no skydiving make Tomas a dull boy.------um...your, uh...scaring me.REDRUM!!!Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpinJohn 0 #6 December 7, 2001 Look at it this way, the all night shift means more jumps on saturday. On that subject, I just got 94 bucks for selling my books back.... more skydives for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 December 7, 2001 I did that too, didn't make that much.Atleast you can make almost $150 a month just from donating plasma...AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #8 December 7, 2001 red room red room, over there over there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #9 December 7, 2001 Hehehehe....I did the same thing- sold a bunch of last semesters books just this morning and made $126.25 (pathetic considering what i paid for them) which is about $1 shy of 8 jumps worth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Strynx 0 #10 December 7, 2001 "Women suck" Not all of them!! Beeing raised around women gave me alot of insight on how they think( But i',m still confused") the thing is they speak in codes so i found that learning to read between the lines and asking question with multiple awnser works best(at least sometimes)"God bless those lovely ladies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #11 December 7, 2001 Work sucks. I'm going home.Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #12 December 13, 2001 Now I'm sitting here at work waiting for some DNA to dry. Where's the chatroom when you need one?Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #13 December 13, 2001 QuoteWhere's the chatroom when you need one?On Slappie's Web site.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hughbetcha 0 #14 December 13, 2001 here's a photo of the pink skyvan that i've been using for wallpaper. i wanna try this kind of exit!mark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Strynx 0 #10 December 7, 2001 "Women suck" Not all of them!! Beeing raised around women gave me alot of insight on how they think( But i',m still confused") the thing is they speak in codes so i found that learning to read between the lines and asking question with multiple awnser works best(at least sometimes)"God bless those lovely ladies" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 December 7, 2001 Work sucks. I'm going home.Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 December 13, 2001 Now I'm sitting here at work waiting for some DNA to dry. Where's the chatroom when you need one?Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #13 December 13, 2001 QuoteWhere's the chatroom when you need one?On Slappie's Web site.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hughbetcha 0 #14 December 13, 2001 here's a photo of the pink skyvan that i've been using for wallpaper. i wanna try this kind of exit!mark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
