Slappie 9 #1 December 19, 2001 WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?MAN: Definitely not!WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?MAN: Of course I do.WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)MAN: (makes audible groan)WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?MAN: Where else would we sleep?WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?MAN: No, she's left-handed.WOMAN: - - - silence - -MAN: Oh, shit.My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 December 19, 2001 Yep...ya gotta think faster than that....."Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
