wingnut 0 #1 December 17, 2001 yup..as i was sitting here over the last of my cold beer i was pondering the meaning of life, well not that really, but something even more important..... the search feature of the web site.... i can search for just about anything... but i can't put in an openended search... like "search for all female skydivers".... that i think would be the biggest improvment.... i mean, your going to a new dz,,,, ya gota do research.... find out who your up against...... like if i was going to skydive dallas i could type that into the search engine here and find out that i was going to meet sis, then i could prepare my self before hand , or if i was going to perris, i would find that skybytch jumps there and i could pull out my 280sq.ft. manta.................. it would be wonderfull for us all.... there could even be on for "all male skydivers".... then the ladies could find out wich dz's to avoid... like no females would ever go to freeflir29's dz, they would know about him in advance................"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 December 17, 2001 Quote like no females would ever go to freeflir29's dzAnd why would avoiding him be limited to women? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #3 December 17, 2001 Justin, you starting to show a bit too much agressivity towards Clay... are you sure you're not trying to cover up your real feelings?Justin and Clay sitting in a tree.....RemiMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #5 December 17, 2001 Bwa ha ha ahahahahahahhaaa!Kids are always nastiest to the ones they *really* like... B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 December 17, 2001 Anyone who makes it to Carpal-Tunnel status is such a big target, that it is easy. Also, I see it as a public service. In his sick and twisted way, it gives him a feeling of worth to be picked on. And by doing it, I'm drawing the fire instead of letting it affect those more sensitive than myself. Kind of like a soldier jumping onto a grenade to save all his friends. You should be thanking me, man! JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #7 December 17, 2001 Or should that be.... jumping and smothering a type-writer to save us from all the witty prose....?You are so self sacrificing Mr Fields...B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #8 December 17, 2001 Quote Anyone who makes it to Carpal-Tunnel status is such a big target, that it is easy.You telling us your lover is a gay slapper??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #9 December 17, 2001 Skreamer, I was waiting for you to find this thread. Nah. I'm not gay. But luckily for you, that means you don't have any competition there. I'll take the verbal attacks from him to spare everyone else. Maybe you're volunteering your bum to keep all the other people safe from his "other" habits. Noble of you too. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #10 December 17, 2001 You can search by dropzone. From the home page click skydivers on the left column. Then click on power search on the left hand column.You can fill in as many or as few search fields as you want...you could search for Perris jumpers who own a Mirage containers, if you wanted to!Anne"by stitches, cloth, and cord,...a god of the sky for those immortal moments."-Lindbergh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #11 December 17, 2001 anne,oh i'm very familiar withthe features of dropzone.com and all of it's pages, i was trying to make a joke........ since ther is no field to fill in if you are male/female.... and ya know us guys need to do our homework before we get to a dropzone/region.... sometimes it involves months of video servelence, and phone taps...... sometimes we even have to go through your garbage and find out what's going on..................."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #12 December 17, 2001 damn I'm good. Did I call that or what??Just be sure to wear the camo face paint when rummaging dumpsters. It adds to the effect when the cops find you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 December 17, 2001 the gov. already gives me the camo face paint... i guess i'm all set..... now for my next victim, er i mean girlfreind........."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #14 December 17, 2001 you guys *still* crack me up!SisI feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 December 18, 2001 Of course....Justin....for a search to work for you it would have to give you results for "DZ's with gay sheep festivals" That way you could find like minded skydivers......"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #16 December 18, 2001 Quote to give you results for "DZ's with gay sheep festivals"Why would I do a search like that? I already know you and Skreamer. What other sickos could there be? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 December 19, 2001 re:You can search by dropzone. From the home page click skydivers on the left column. Then click on power search on the left hand column-------------------------------------------------------------------------------yea or you could click on their name and find where they jump. thats how i met my special...oh wait that was graveyards.com. sorry."ethyls cold! yea she oughtta because ethly's dead."(a free virtual beer to anyone who can spot that song!)if i live til 97. she'll still be waitin in refrigerator heaven. shes cold she's nice cold ethly is my paradise. pretty funny if you got a sick sense of humorHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 December 19, 2001 That wasn't Ray Stevens who sang that, was it? (I'm probably waaaay off)AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 December 19, 2001 nah wasnt ray stevens.before i give the answer ill wait a day or two,to see if anyone caresHave fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #20 December 19, 2001 Alice Cooper. Send the virtual beer Brokeneagle. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 December 19, 2001 "Alice Cooper"Damn Old people......they were around for that stuff! It's not fair!!!! "Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 December 20, 2001 http://www.boddingtons.com/f_index.htmlthere's enough virtual beer there for everyone. it looks like a cool sight im gonna see if it is.Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites