billvon 3,120 #51 December 19, 2001 >If it was someone I was really in love with. I guess when I got really sore . . .Geez, people, there's more than one way to have sex, and you don't have to use the same body part all the time!-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #52 December 19, 2001 QuoteWell.....it's the holidays and I'm all mushy.....Awww, how sweet. "You know the way you scream is the ultimate" ~ LFO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #53 December 19, 2001 Quote Geez, people, there's more than one way to have sex, and you don't have to use the same body part all the time! Well, Bill, I think some of these guys need to be enlightened...have at it! AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #54 December 20, 2001 QuoteGeez, people, there's more than one way to have sex, and you don't have to use the same body part all the time!Owwww.... omg, I can't breathe... owwwww... beer out the nose is SO painful.... owwww.......Thanks bill.... too funny....pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #55 December 20, 2001 Oh, and in answer to the original question.... twenty five would be too much.pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinryan 0 #56 December 20, 2001 Funny you should mention nose 'cause you could use the nose if you wanted to use other body parts. Nothin' like a little nasal intercourse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #57 December 20, 2001 >Well, Bill, I think some of these guys need to be enlightened...have at it! You know, over the years I've written a bunch of FAQs. I wrote the Bridge Day 97 FAQ, our post-FJC FAQ, even a naked skydiving FAQ. Somehow I don't think a FAQ for sex would work. I think sex is like riding a unicycle, or juggling - you have to just do it, and keep trying till you get it right and can keep all the balls in the air at once. Some stuff makes sense when you think about it but doesn't work, and some stuff makes no sense but works really well, and there's no rhyme or reason to it most of the time. Plus which, of course, it's different with everyone.And that's all I got to say about that.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #58 December 20, 2001 hehe, this thread made me think about one of the Naked Gun movies where they go into a sex shop and one of the guys picks up what looks like a weed eater but has a huge dildo attatched to it...I know, a bit off topic, but I'm laughing damnit! As for too much? I'm not sure if there is too much, well there can be too much just regular sex, you've got to turn points and try some different disaplines (with-in reason, male/male: BAD, male/female: good, female/female: good, female/female/female/female/me: good, etc.).I should now leave you with a quote by Mark Twain, it sort of applies:"Too much of anything is bad, Too much burbon is just right."--Mark TwainAggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #59 December 20, 2001 Quote So, I was talking to a friend of mine this morning, and the subject of sex came. Let's say, hypothetically, that you have 24 hours to spend with someone, and you don't know when you will be able to be with this person again, so you want to make the most of your visit. Hmmmm.....sounds like a visit with Tommy boy, eh? When you want to find out the real answer to this question.....let me know which 24 hours, and come on over.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #60 December 20, 2001 old ppl need lovin too. and as long as there are ppl like clay then i can walk around with a clear conscious,knowing ill never hafta do the whole"be kind to your elders" thing. i'm gonna go vomit now. Have fun, LIVE FREE, SkydiveJTgeez i just found the second page to this post...im way behind the convo here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #61 December 20, 2001 QuoteI think sex is like riding a unicycle, or jugglingSounds like a great pick-up line. Now would that be juggling balls, clubs, or kittens? A query from the Land of the Hanging Chadflyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #62 December 20, 2001 In reply to:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I think sex is like riding a unicycle, or juggling--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Okay, I'll bite. How is that? Because you have to every day otherwise you may drop a ball? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #63 December 20, 2001 "you don't have to use the same body part all the time"I have awoken to very sore tongue muscles many times......"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #64 December 20, 2001 Was that the morning after you did the sexfiend? Man that picture was aweful!My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #65 December 20, 2001 You did what Slappie?"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #66 December 20, 2001 It wasn't me she was talking to if you can call that picture a SHE? It was you by name! LOL My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #67 December 20, 2001 "It was you by name"I swear.....You can build bridges all your life........but you get shit house drunk and let Slappie's Mom blow you just once............"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #68 December 20, 2001 Doesn't look anything like my mom, maybe it's Justin's? My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #69 December 20, 2001 "Doesn't look anything like my mom"Hmmmm....I saw the resemblence........."Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #70 December 20, 2001 You sure you weren't just looking in the mirror?My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #71 December 20, 2001 "You sure you weren't just looking in the mirror?"Nope....your web site......and your Mom's. Man.......I have put a block on that one in my Zone Alarm!!!!!!!!!! "Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bill2 0 #72 December 20, 2001 and how old you are, at least for the guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #73 December 20, 2001 "A query from the Land of the Hanging Chad"You might want to see a doctor about that....."Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
