ramon 0 #1 December 20, 2001 After Carpal Tunnel the next one should beLOSER orJobless surfer orVirtual Personmaybe a little less meanINSANECRAZYunemployedthreat to societythreat to the internetPost PIMPPOST whore (everyones favorite, maybe is should be that way forever)SmalltalkerJabba the HutDarth VaderFreddie KreugerAtilla the PUN Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 December 20, 2001 I think "Obsessive Compulsive" kinda fits......."Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedBull 0 #3 December 20, 2001 How 'bout:"Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu waza Banga" ??This, as we all know, was the name of the former dictator of Zaïre (now Congo). It translates roughly as "the all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest leaving fire in his wake".Cool name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 December 20, 2001 "former dictator"And where'd this guy end up? "Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkearns 0 #5 December 20, 2001 I think as soon as some one hits 3000 posts they should be retired (retarded) and have to start all over again.All the way back to newby status ain't that a bitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #6 December 20, 2001 If you start him all over, you'd really be subjected to Clay's post whoirng....I think Carpel Tunnel should be it....No new titles to aim for or to reward the unemployed!!!!Anne"by stitches, cloth, and cord,...a god of the sky for those immortal moments."-Lindbergh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 December 20, 2001 "unemployed"I'm employed dammitt!! They pay pretty decent money to sit here and post all day!!! "Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 December 20, 2001 QuoteI'm employed dammitt!! You may be employed but you still don't have a life, posting away all day...AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 December 20, 2001 "posting away all day"What else am I supposed to be doing.....trapped in this cubicle all day?????"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #10 December 20, 2001 QuoteWhat else am I supposed to be doing.....trapped in this cubicle all day????? Maybe the next rank should be Dilbert.flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 December 20, 2001 I would say either Pitr or Dust Puppy...(if anyone else reads that one...)AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 December 20, 2001 "Dilbert."That does fit!!!! LOL"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #13 December 20, 2001 can we use the "InDUHvidual" too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #14 December 20, 2001 hmm I think more like Wally.Dilbert would be working on his resume and looking for better jobs and then [alt tab]ing back to his spreadsheet when the boss walks by.ramon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 December 20, 2001 "Centerfold for Crack Whore Magazine"Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #16 December 20, 2001 Quote"Centerfold for Crack Whore Magazine" Don't we risk copyright violations or trademark infringements if we go with this? If only there was a good lawyer around to advise us. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #17 December 21, 2001 Clay could always get a job as a lawn jockey, that does not require moving from one spot. At least that way he might see the light of day. ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 December 21, 2001 Clay as a lawn jockey...(ignore the dots, formating on the forum is screwy so i had to use them to keep everything in line)....................(blue skies)..................O..............................0..............................o..........................($$)................................|______^...................../.|..........()....................\..|.................................. |...................................^................................./..\............................../....\......................I know, I know, too much time on my hands...well, I've got to do something before I go drink and 2-step the night away...anyways, ASCII art is a dying artform, I have to keep my skillz up. AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #19 December 21, 2001 post pimp or post whore sounds goodBeware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #20 December 21, 2001 What about "I have nothing better to do with my time when I'm not masterbateing, so I whore myself on this site."Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #21 December 21, 2001 ........($$)...................._...I..._................I..(oYo).I...............I...) I (..I................I...\.I./..I.....................I......................../V\............................/....\...................._/.......\_...................Now theres some ASCII art work for ya!!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #22 December 21, 2001 How abouts knob jockey!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites