SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 December 21, 2001 See attachment. I like my women like I like my coffee - hot and with a spoon in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #2 December 21, 2001 Osama's Inter-Cave MemoHi guys. We've all been putting in long hours and most of us are now deaf but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. While it's good to be concerned about bombers, cruise missiles, and those scary ass little remote controlled drones, we should also be concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not run through the camera shot screaming bloody murder every time you hear a plane. It totally undermines the message I'm trying to send. Thanks.Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime and PLEASE change your trousers after bombing raids. We're all in this together.Fourth: Food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf by my bug repellent. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, and Bob.Love you lots.Osamaflyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
flyhi 24 #2 December 21, 2001 Osama's Inter-Cave MemoHi guys. We've all been putting in long hours and most of us are now deaf but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. While it's good to be concerned about bombers, cruise missiles, and those scary ass little remote controlled drones, we should also be concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not run through the camera shot screaming bloody murder every time you hear a plane. It totally undermines the message I'm trying to send. Thanks.Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime and PLEASE change your trousers after bombing raids. We're all in this together.Fourth: Food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf by my bug repellent. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, and Bob.Love you lots.Osamaflyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
