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"I've just read a lot about the Marine Corps."
Ah, so you like reading about REAL warriors kicking REAL ass--unlike that weakling, going-for-the-gibill, it's better-than-welfare, couldn't-hold-a-hill-to-save-a-life, 40%-spanish-speaking crap outfit you used to lovingly call home. Please tell me your are reading about my beloved Corps out of respect and honor of the greatest fighting force on the face of the earth and not to fulfill your twisted, stinkfist man-love desires. Please?
...and if I have offended, please don't cry, you know how I hate that. It's a sign of weakness, and the cure for weakness is evisceration...
peace,
mike
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"that weakling, going-for-the-gibill, it's better-than-welfare, couldn't-hold-a-hill-to-save-a-life, 40%-spanish-speaking crap outfit"
Did you work with the conventional Army too? I have to say I am a little jealous of the "Army College Fund" Those bastards got twice what I did!!!!
"Carb Heat On....Carb Heat On.....Carb Heat On..."-Phil Polstra :)Clay

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In Somalia, it was great to be with both the army and the air force. We had nothing when we hit mogadishu. Within two days, I had re-appropriated tables, desks, cammie netting, a computer and even a humvee. "Where did I park that damn Hummer? The c.o.'s gonna have my ass." Doh!!!
And the airforce had women!!!!! In Somalia!!!!! Certainly better than the locals, then again, Justin's better than those locals.

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Please tell me your are reading about my beloved Corps out of respect and honor of the greatest fighting force on the face of the earth and not to fulfill your twisted, stinkfist man-love desires. Please?

Oh, dear. I seem to have touched a nerve there. You *did* jump into the thread with a dig, so.....
Why do Marines never leave their dead behind?
They'd miss their girlfriends.
How can one Army paratrooper kill 100 marines?
Throw sand on a brick wall and tell them to assault the beach.
"cry... weakness...evisceration..."
Yeah, whatever. Welcome to the real world. I did not have my cranium opened up and have unrealistic descriptions of superhuman powers, personal invulnerability and overt egomania poured in by the DI's of "the Corps".
Nope, I'm not offended, just amused. :D
Justin
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Hey,
Why does the Navy keep Marines on ships?
Sheep would be obvious.
See, I do have a sense of humor. And, If I ever hear someone tell that joke who hasn't served in either of the two, fine sea services above, expect to find my Kabar planted firmly in your solar plexus.
peace.
mike
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