Texas BASE Jumping

[Slappie 9]

As an usher made his rounds one evening at a posh
Texas theater, he noticed an obviously drunken cowboy
sprawled across three seats. He nudged the cowboy's
foot with his flashlight. "I'm sorry, sir, but you're
only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned, but didn't move.
"Sir!" the usher insisted. "If you don't move I'll
have to get the manager."
The cowboy groaned again, wiggling one hand, but still
didn't move.
The usher marched off and came back with the manager.
The manager tried to get the cowboy to move, but he
just moaned. Finally fed up with the man, the manager
called the police.
The policeman walked in, listened to the manager's
explanation, then grabbed the cowboy by the shoulder,
shaking him slightly. "All right, buddy, what's your name?"
"Steve," the cowboy groaned.
"Where ya from, Steve?" the officer asked, hoping to
talk him into moving.
Steve moaned, tried to lift his hand to point, and
said, "the balcony!"
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[freeflir29 0]

I guess it's true.....Everything in Texas is Bigger.....and dumber........"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[airann 1]

Well, I never.!!
Texas is like a whole nuther Country!
and the road sign says- Dont Mess with Texas
we dont just make this stuff up over here, ya know.
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Ugly Girl #6