skreamer 1 #76 December 28, 2001 Damn, but you promised I'd get a turn - YOU PROMISED!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #77 December 28, 2001 "YOU PROMISED!!!!"Tomorrow....I swear!!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #78 December 28, 2001 I bet thats what you told Harry.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #79 December 29, 2001 i say again u are sick sick ppl :-) Click Me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #80 December 29, 2001 Holy imaginations running wild, Batman! "My ice cream is melting..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #81 December 29, 2001 whispers, "Watch me choke Skreamer." Then he removes Skreamer's ball gag, hands it to Freaksis, who wouldn't wear Clay's underwear no matter how much she was paid. With a glint in his eye, Clay advances on Skreamer and gives him a beer, before refuelling the giant gas powered dildo, coating it in sulphuric acid and broken glass and ramming it up Justin, who groaned in ecstacy and muttered 'Harry, you've come back - you DO love me...'. Then getting bored Sis grabbed hold of Clay and dragged him over to the ....SANGIRO :-) who tired of him wasting his money and filling his boards with shit knocks him out cold with one punch he then grabs jka and rides into the night on the back of a lion leaving justin and skreamer to ravish clays body. Meanwhile sis getting very bored and not getting any unhooks herself and goes into the back room.Sis proceeds to strip off and picks up the phone wispers something then lays down and waits5 minutes later sunshine and jessica ariive and look around the now destroyed house passed out on the floor are the 3 guys and something that looks like it used to be an animal natural they find this disgusting like anyone else in the world would and throw them out the door into the blizzard.They then walk into the back room to find sis naked with 3 wips 3 dildos and an egg they make there way seductivly towards her then .......come on for petes sake considering all the boobie posts you three didnt even once put any form of female activity in tsk tsk tsk Click Me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #82 December 29, 2001 Quote considering all the boobie posts I like boobies! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #83 December 29, 2001 me to :-) Click Me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #84 December 29, 2001 Welcome to the boards.....and these guys are nuts!!!!MarcRes Firma Mitescere Nescite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #85 December 29, 2001 Thanks Skyhawk, I was wondering when *I* was going to get any action! 3 whips, 3 dildos and an egg?? UH - what's that for or do I really want to know? LOLSisI feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #86 December 29, 2001 So if my sweetie came home one day to find me handcuffed in a swing with one of those red ball gags in my mouth, blindfolded, with matching red hand prints from slapping on my ass, he would storm off to the kitchen to find the 5 gallon jug of Kama Sutra oil and then change into his Latex outfit. Upon returning, he would pull my latex buddies, electrical toys and aligator clips from the drawer, attaching one set of electrodes to Sis's piercings and the other to the sheep tied to the bedpost. He'd crank on the juices and start towards Skreamer, who was tied over a sawhorse in the corner, moaning around his own ball gag, trying to mumble something about ethical treatment of sheep. His muffled cries were useless, because Sis's sweety had already pull started the gas motor on the giant dildo and was heading in Skreamers general direction. At that very moment Skreamer managed to get the ball gag out of his mouth and yell, "Bloody hell! At least use some KY, you bastard!" Disliking the tone of Skreamer's voice, Freaksis liberally coats her baby's gas-powered dildo with Tabasco instead, then he proceeds to wreck the "Human Habitrail" After some initial vocal objections, Skreamer actually started to enjoy the burning sensation. Then the Dildo ran out of gas. Only then did her sweety notice poor Sis hanging in the swing, electrodes attached, and feeling a bit lonley. So he re-inserted Skeamer's ball gag, duct-taped it in securely this time, before walking over to Freaksis and turning up the juice while using his tongue to gently prise Clay's dead gerbil Harry from Justin's bum, then Sis gently inserted her foot so far up Justin's ass that only the top of her riding boot (with spur!!) was showing...But, what was this?? Harry the Gerbil wasn't dead, he'd just been knocked out by the toxic fumes that inhabit Justin's nether regions (caused by lots of frequent flyer miles clocked up by various other rodents, household utilities and various vegetables). So, Harry wakes up and decides to exact revenge on his pimp/owner Clay (who has always suffered from penis envy since Harry has a bigger dick than him). So Harry grabs ahold of Clay and Get's his widdle head wipped off!!! Then Clay pulls little scampering Harry, Jr. from a box. He heads over to Skreamer, mumbling, "I reckon its yer turn, Mr. Habitrail." To Skreamer's dismay, "Harry, Jr." was a racoon. No matter. Clay in the meantime was trying on a pair of Sis's underwear - scarily the bra was a little too tight, luckily the panties were crotchless, so leaning over to Justin, he whispers, "Watch me choke Skreamer." Then he removes Skreamer's ball gag, hands it to Freaksis, who wouldn't wear Clay's underwear no matter how much she was paid. With a glint in his eye, Clay advances on Skreamer and gives him a beer, before refuelling the giant gas powered dildo, coating it in sulphuric acid and broken glass and ramming it up Justin, who groaned in ecstacy and muttered 'Harry, you've come back - you DO love me...'. Then getting bored Sis grabbed hold of Clay and dragged him over to the SANGIRO :-) who tired of him wasting his money and filling his boards with shit, knocks him out cold with one punch he then grabs jka and rides into the night on the back of a lion leaving justin and skreamer to ravish clays body. Meanwhile sis getting very bored and not getting any unhooks herself and goes into the back room.Sis proceeds to strip off and picks up the phone wispers something then lays down and waits. 5 minutes later sunshine and jessica arrive and look around the now destroyed house passed out on the floor are the 3 guys and something that looks like it used to be an animal natural they find this disgusting like anyone else in the world would and throw them out the door into the blizzard.They then walk into the back room to find sis naked with 3 wips 3 dildos and an egg they make there way seductivly towards her then .......Sis takes the insertable TENS-unit egg in one hand, a whip in the other, and.....[Come on Sis, Jump in and write....]BTW, don't open that link at work, folks... JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #87 December 29, 2001 Oh that kind of egg...---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------places the egg on her......SisI feel so alive,for the very first time-and I think I can fly! - P.O.D. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #88 December 29, 2001 Yeah that kind of egg. I put a link in for those that aren't familiar. I assumed you would know what I was talking about... "An' I wanna move the town to the clash city rockersYou need a little jump of electrical shockers" - the ClashJustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
