skybytch 273 #1 December 21, 2001 Any of you guys out there ever respond to the personals on Yahoo? If you do, I need to ask a really big favor....See, there's a guy at my work (not Steve) who was just brutally dumped by this bitch. He's a really nice guy and does not deserve to be treated this way. He doesn't make a lot of money (he works in the skydiving industry after all) and he has a couple of kids to support so he can't afford a cool car, but he's one of the nicest, smartest people I've ever met. So anyway, Steve was scanning Yahoo personals today and guess who's ad he found? Sure enough, the bitch! Check her out here -- The bitch's ad.Note that in this case "average body" really means "a bit thick", "works part time" means "doesn't have a job", "smokes often" means "like a frickin' chain" and expecting breakfast in bed on the first date does mean that she puts out. Often.So you're all twisted enough that you probably know what I'm going to ask! Please, please, please... reply to her ad and start leading her waaaaaaaay on... you know what to say.... you know how to say it.... just don't mention that you're a skydiver.Thanks guys!! Love ya!!pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 December 21, 2001 evil, very very evil. I like it, though...still evil. (too bad there's not an "evil grin" smiley)AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #3 December 21, 2001 I say we hook her up with Clay or skreamer. She's a "fun" chick after all. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #4 December 21, 2001 so this is why you are called the bytch...I like it though....I sent her something...MarcRes Firma Mitescere Nescite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #5 December 21, 2001 No offence but by just looking at her pic she looks like a BITCH!! And a gold digger at that!!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #6 December 21, 2001 lisa:this is an evil prank right? i went to her profile, sent her a message, she wants me, now what? i gave her slappie, zennie, and ramon's e-mail addys! J/K!Richard"Gravity Is My Friend" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #7 December 21, 2001 Good one Richard!Hope zennie's wife doesn't read his e-mail!!!! Gemini... Fear? Fear is riding the plane down ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #8 December 21, 2001 "What do you expect on a first date? Breakfast in bed"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #9 December 21, 2001 Well, Merrick and I were both going to talk to her, but you have to have an account it seems! Sorry, not paying to play a prank :)Closing pin jewelry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #10 December 21, 2001 Now wait a minute....maybe she just likes to start an early date!!!!jason(sarcasim hitt in ya @120mph) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #11 December 21, 2001 Quote Hope zennie's wife doesn't read his e-mail!!!!Eh, I get in so much trouble anyway she might just say "Go ahead & make someone else's life miserable for a change." "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 December 21, 2001 Quote So anyway, Steve was scanning Yahoo personals today . . .Yeah, like -THAT- sounded good.Paulhttp://futurecam.com/skydive.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #13 December 21, 2001 Quote Merrick and I were both going to talk to her, but you have to have an account it seems! Sorry, not paying to play a prankIf it's just a plain Yahoo account then it's free (plus you can get Yahoo IM and bug your friends all times of the day! I like the swinger angle though. Verrrry twisted. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #14 December 21, 2001 No, actually Pammi's right . You have to pay to reply to the personals.....IM's an idea tho. What's her yahoo name? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #15 December 21, 2001 Quote I like the swinger angle though. Verrrry twistedROFL! We're hoping for pics Besides, since Merrick is now the currently jobless one, he has all kinds of free time to harass :)Closing pin jewelry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #16 December 21, 2001 Yeah I was gonna play with her mind until I saw that you have to pay. Was hoping some of the guys on here were already "members." Gonna work on getting her yahoo or aim nick.... my son is just itchin' to play a mind game with her too! When I get the info, of course I'll pass it on to everyone... *evil laugh*I admit it, I never made it past 16 mentally when someone pisses me off. If she hadn't called him a loser I wouldn't have done a thing... but she did. Yes, this is why they call me bytch! Hey, all I can say is don't fuck with my friends.... I'm truly twisted....pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #17 December 21, 2001 Quote If she hadn't called him a loser I wouldn't have done a thing... I agree with ya on this one...Its one thing to break up with someone...(it happens all the time) but if you know the person and they didnt do anything to thwart ( always wanted to use that word) the breakup and then gets called a loser over the E net............PUT THE SMACK DOWN ON DAT ASS!!jason WANNA KILLL........WANNA MAIM........WANNA PILIGE!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #18 December 21, 2001 it's free for 30 days. then again, you have to drop you card #.Join Now! Select one of the following membership plans: 12 months for $89.95 (only $7.50/month -- save 62%) 3 months for $42.95 (only $14.32/month -- save 28%) 1 month for $19.95 Your credit card will not be charged until the end of your free 30 days. "First 30 days free" offer is available until Jan. 3, 2002 for new members only. The membership plan you choose will automatically renew. All fees are charged in U.S. dollars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #19 December 21, 2001 HEY!!! There's nothing wrong with window shopping! :-pSteve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #20 December 21, 2001 Quote There's nothing wrong with window shopping!Window shopping -- no, that's fine.Cruising the Yahoo personals for skank-ho, barely legals -- dude, that's desperation time.Having your co-worker point that out to the world -- priceless. ;^)Paulhttp://futurecam.com/skydive.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #21 December 21, 2001 Hey, there's something to be said for skank-ho barely legals....ya know, they need lovin too.:-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #22 December 21, 2001 she looks like a bitch i F^&* once. He's better of without her. I know a sweet lady 33 in miami if he's interested.Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the ASS you kiss tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #23 December 21, 2001 Quote Having your co-worker point that out to the world -- priceless. ;^)Doh! Sorry Steve... really I am.... I swear....pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #24 December 21, 2001 It's all good...I think this whole thing is pretty freakin funny. :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #25 December 21, 2001 Looking at the Bitches pic, My left testicle started to eat my right one. Not a nice chic at all!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
