Two men on a cliff...

[Milo 0]

Two men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two
budgies, one on each shoulder. The other has a parrot
and a shotgun.
The first guy jumps off the cliff and on the way down
the birds fly away. He crashes on the rocks below and
rolls over on his back. He looks up just in time to see
his friend jump off too.
As the second guy falls the & parrot flies off, he pulls
up his shot gun and shoots the bird just before he too
crashes onto the rocks.
They lie there groaning in agony for a bit before the
first guy says, "I really don't see what is supposed to
be so great about budgie jumping!"
The second guy lets out a groan and says, "I'm really
not too impressed with free fall parrot shooting either!"

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