Urgent Safety Message For Men!

[Ducky 0]

IMPORTANT NOTICE
Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers and
unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and
cautious when accepting a drink offer from a woman.
There is a date rape drug going around called "beer"
and it appears in liquid form. The drug is being
used by female sexual predators at parties to
persuade male victims to have sex with them.
"Beer" is available virtually anywhere.
All a woman has to do is persuade a
guy to consume a few units of "beer" and
simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men
are rendered helpless against such attacks.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to
performing sex acts on horrific looking women who
they would never normally be attracted to.
Men often wake up after having "beer" with only hazy
memories of what happened to them the night before
-- just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men might be conned
into a familiar scam known as "a relationship"
--> apparently men are easier victims for this scam
after the "beer" has been administered and they have
already been sexually attacked.
Forward this alert to every male you know..........
However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug
and the predatory women administering it, there are
male support groups where you can discuss the
details of your shocking encounter in an open manner
with a bunch of similarly affected victims.
For your nearest support group, look up "Taverns" in the yellow pages.
Kwak

[freeflir29 0]

It doesn't matter how many times you warn us.....we still fall for it.
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Now you tell me !!
I like my women like I like my coffee - hot and with a spoon in

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[SpeedRacer 1]

Trick is: Find a woman who drinks MORE than you do! That way you can do anything you want & leave the next morning before she wakes up!
Speed Racer
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!
-WC Fields

[freeflir29 0]

"leave the next morning before she wakes up!"
and Justin doesn't have to chew his arm off to get out without waking her.....
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[harro 0]

Also remember there is "bourbon" out there which make men see 230 pounds like 120!
Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

[PalmettoTiger 1]

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and Justin doesn't have to chew his arm off to get out without waking her

Pop Quiz
Who knows what "DOUBLE Coyote Ugly" means?

[freeflir29 0]

Who knows what "DOUBLE Coyote Ugly" means?
What do I win?
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[PalmettoTiger 1]

Respect and admiration from your peers?

[freeflir29 0]

Yeah that's likely...LOL
Double coyote ugly......you chew off one arm cause she is so hideous you don't want to wake her up. You chew off the other one to remind you to never do that again! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[freefallfreak 0]

Freeflir29,

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What do I win?

Uhh, a date with Huffermoose's old/true/ love???
The One,
The Only,
The original,
FreeFallFreak

[PalmettoTiger 1]

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Double coyote ugly......you chew off one arm cause she is so hideous you don't want to wake her up. You chew off the other one to remind you to never do that again!

Hhehe, that's pretty good. The one I heard is that you chew off one arm because you want to get away without waking her up. Then when you get home you chew off the other arm because you know she'll be looking for a one-armed man!!