jfields 0 #1 January 3, 2002 QuoteThe residents of Houston just won a dubious distinction that will hit them right at their waistlines. For the second year in a row, the Texas town is "America's Fattest City," according to the fouth annual report in Men's Fitness magazine, set to hit newsstands on Jan. 8. Among "fat cities," Houston ranks No. 1, followed by Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia and Dallas, according to results released this morning on Good Morning America . Welcome to Fat City... http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/abc/20020103/ts/gma0203americas_fattest_cities_1.htmlNow I have my doubts when you all talk about "Texas Honeys", seeing as Dallas was in the top 5 also. Present company excepted, of course. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 January 3, 2002 QuoteAmong "fat cities," ....Chicago...[superfan voice]polish sausage, ditka, bearsssss. Daaaaaa Bearssssss. How many heart attacks is that for you this month Bob?Uhhhh, that makes a bakerssss dozen Steve.[/superfan voice]No, not Chicago. It's funny how accurate that skit is. Steak and eggs for breakfast, 2 hot dogs and a polish for lunch and 2 italian beef sandwitches for dinner. Sweet home Chicago.CHris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #3 January 3, 2002 And your nickname is slowfaller?-lolhttp://www.cyberskydive.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #4 January 3, 2002 High metabolism or some crap, i dont knowCHris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 January 3, 2002 You have some thing to say about falling slow? cyber you fall so fast I'd have to go into a stand to keep up with you on your belly!!My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #6 January 3, 2002 maybe you wouldnt have that problem if youd learn how to skydive!-lol http://www.cyberskydive.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 January 3, 2002 That was just uncalled for!! And WRONG! Hey cyber wanna try and be a "human slingshot"?? From what I have experienced it's a whole lotta fun! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #8 January 3, 2002 Sure man! -lol- go on out to SDH I'll meet you there http://www.cyberskydive.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 January 3, 2002 QuoteNow I have my doubts when you all talk about "Texas Honeys", seeing as Dallas was in the top 5 also.Hey, fork you!!! Um...I'm sure it's a typo, and what the article meant to convey is that Dallas and Houston are among the nation's FITTEST cities.Yeah, that's the ticket, she said, wiping potato-chip crumbs from her face. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #10 January 3, 2002 Houstonians don't walk anywhere and may be high on the list but Baton Rouge and New Orleans, LA. have a huge amount of heffers. I see more fat girls in bars out there than I do here.I mean their pasttime is getting together in large groups and stuffing your self followed by getting wasted.At least Houston has the most Fake Titsramon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 January 3, 2002 "I mean their pasttime is getting together in large groups and stuffing your self followed by getting wasted."Funny......that sounds like night time at the DZ......"At least Houston has the most Fake Tits"Good Girls they are....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #12 January 3, 2002 QuoteHey, fork you!!! Calm down, Jessica. I did exclude present company, meaning YOU, among others. I'm sure the whuffos are the fatties and the jump-babes are the hotties. That better? JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #13 January 3, 2002 Quotethe jump-babes are the hottiesI can vouch for this! "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 January 3, 2002 And your going for a UG number Zennie?? LMAOMy New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #15 January 3, 2002 QuoteAnd your going for a UG number Zennie?Yup. I was scoping out slinky lingere just the other day with Liz. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #16 January 3, 2002 QuoteI mean their pasttime is getting together in large groups and stuffing your self followed by getting wastedI wanna be in that club! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 January 3, 2002 "I wanna be in that club!"Just come to SD Atlanta on a night when Chris Spence is BBQin........"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #18 January 3, 2002 QuoteAt least Houston has the most Fake TitsHave you never been to California? The Cal State EPA has a HAZMAT emergency plan which covers Silicon or Saline spills. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 January 3, 2002 OK.....so Cali is good for something...I mean....The Porn Film industry is based there..."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #20 January 3, 2002 If you are gonna burn in on a jump, hope it is in the San Fernando Valley, because your chance of landing on a big firm pair are pretty high. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 January 3, 2002 "AGGHGHGHGAHGHGHGHGHGhghghgghghgh...."BOING!"AAAGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGhghghghghghg..."BOING!"AHAHAHAHAHghghghghghghg..."BOING!...(visualization of burning in on a "big pair", with subsequent rebounce, etc)Once you're gone, you can't come backWhen you're out of the blueAnd into the black-NeilYoung Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #22 January 3, 2002 LOL!!Yeah, Dave, that is about the same mental picture that I had. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #23 January 3, 2002 Survey is off - it lists Milwaukee as #22. Having lived there (sausage, cheese, beer, etc) I know it's not #22. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #24 January 3, 2002 LOL, I guess there could be many worse ways of going......."We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #25 January 3, 2002 QuoteI mean their pasttime is getting together in large groups and stuffing your self I hear that. At my last job, tech support for a paper-pushing office, one of the other techs and I were making fun of people in the office and he said the truest words ever spoken: "All that people here do is eat and bitch."I wanted to put some really inspiring lyrics here but none of them fit.>< !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
