freeflir29 0 #1 January 2, 2002 Sorry...but I had to post this quote from a native of Alabama regarding today's snow fall. "It looks like grits in a fan." Only someone from Alabama would come up with an analogy like that.... Why do I picture some lady in a Moo Moo with pink curlers in.....holding a can of Budweiser at 730 AM...."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #2 January 2, 2002 Quoteholding a can of Budweiser at 730 AM....What adjective goes before "can" above:1) Half2) Empty3) Borrowed4) Spit-5) Warm6) Rusty7) Her Brother's?flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #3 January 2, 2002 Flyhi,The answer is 8) All of the above. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #4 January 2, 2002 As an Alabama native, I must say that was in poor taste. Shame on you my monkey brother. ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 January 2, 2002 "Shame on you my monkey brother"Hey.....I just pulled that quote straight out of a CNN.com article.....I couldn't stop laughing........."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #6 January 3, 2002 SkymonkeyONE,Hey dude, I thought it was pretty funny...at least he didn't ask the question "If a man and woman from Alabama get married in Georgia and move back to Alabama, are they still married or does it revert back to brother and sister?"...The One,The Only,FreeFallFreak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 January 3, 2002 You might be from Alabama if.....Your mother doesn't take the Marlboro out of her mouth when she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass!Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 January 3, 2002 An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-20. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Speed RacerWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?!-WC Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #9 January 8, 2002 BUMP!!!Oh, Hi SkymonkeyOne...didn't see you there...lol.FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites