Red Neck Humour,, For U folks in The SE USA,,

[Billy 0]

I know you folks have had bad weather,, like a lil snow an freezin ass temps,, couldn't jump,, stuck in the house cuz ya din't have 4WD,, kids were home cuz schoools closed,, butt I had ta pass this along anyway,, don't get pissed otay,, I'm already sorry!!
Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow?
But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call a rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi.
If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
"Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State
Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole damn trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law recently passed in West Virginia:
When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.

[hisgoofyness 0]

we aint awl dat ignurrnt
helll... ewe mus wanna arse whooping
hisgoofyness
its a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b.

[flyhi 24]

Heard the Hilton hotel chain spent millions when the Clintons were elected president. They had to take all the plumbing out of every "Presidential Suite" they had.
That's what I heard.
Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson
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