Redneck jokes

[SpeedRacer 1]

The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style
On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin' tickets
10 tins of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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This guy walks into a redneck bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.
Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here...
where you from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one
of us!"

Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"

[RedBull 0]

Since we're sharing jokes ....
Q: What's the best thing about going on a date with a homeless girl?
A: You can drop her off anywhere.

[freaksister 0]

LOL!!!
Sis
Fear not your death - fear having not really lived. Willie Sinsel, KS.

[freeflir29 0]

"You can drop her off anywhere."
Heeeeeeeyyyyy....I hadn't thought of that......."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[SpeedRacer 1]

Redneck pickup lines:
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
"HEY, YEW SHORE GOT A PURTY MOUTH!"
Redneck marriage proposal:
"Yer WHUT??!!!"
Speed Racer
"My God! It's full of stars!"

[skydiver51 0]

If a man and wife from Arkansas get divorced, are will they still be brother and sister?
Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.