I figured out women!!! Check it out! (friday funny

[wceviper 0]

5 FLOORS
A group of girlfriends on vacation see a five-story hotel with a sign that
reads, "For Women Only." Traveling without their boyfriends, they decide to
go in.
The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We
have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking
for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has a sign
telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor you can't
return to it."
The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and
on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers,
but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation
move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful
lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so
again they head for the stairs.
The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads, "All the men
here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was
good, but there were still two more floors...
So on to the fourth floor. The sign was perfect: "All the men here have
perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers;
they are also single, rich and straight."
The women seem pleased but they decide that they really must see what the
fifth floor has to offer.
When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign that reads: "There are no
men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way
to please a woman."

[freeflir29 0]

You have achieved enlightenment my son........
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

C'mon on now, like that was a secret???? Thought all you guys realized this about us!!!!!!!