Joke

[QuickDraw 0]

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked."Well, let me tell you what happened.
We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Every one else
had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, "Boy, are you gonna jump or not?" I
said, "No, sir. I'm too scared" So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his ***** out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.'" "So, did you jump?" asked the father." Well, a little.... at first."
sorry i ripped this off of another site (thanx G.McBastard)

[freeflir29 0]

Didn't Justin write that on his Hooah type writer?
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[jfields 0]

Good joke!
Nah, Clay, it wasn't me. I know the golden rule of the military.
Don't be first, don't be last, and don't volunteer for shit!
I woulda been out of the plane in the middle pack. Hooah!
Justin

[Viking 0]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats awsome
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver

[billvon 3,154]

Standard skydiving joke #2!
You don't even need to tell the joke itself at our DZ any more - you just need the punch line and everyone laughs.
"A little, at first."
"Closed my eyes and wet my pants."
"No, you know anything about gas stoves?"
"The world's smartest man just took my backpack."
" . . . and pushes him out of the plane."
-bill von

[RedBull 0]

Isn't there also one like ... ?
"I'll bet they lied about the truck being there to pick me up, too!"
I know the skin is a jealous skin
I know the sky is its only competition
- Soul Coughing

[indyz 1]

I think it went something like this:
A man is going for his first skydive. The instructors tell him, "Pull this ripcord to open your parachute. If that doesn't work, pull this red handle to open your reserve. A truck will pick you up when you land."
The guy gets in the plane, rides to altitude, and jumps out. He pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He pulls the red handle. Again, nothing happens. Pissed off, the guy says, "I'll bet they lied about the truck being there to pick me up, too!"
--
Brian
perl -e '$i=14500;while($i>2500){sleep($d);$d=5;print"$i\n";$i-=1000}print"Pull!\n"'