Zennie 0 #26 January 18, 2002 QuoteAnd they hired a skydiver to bottle it on the jump planes?I knew someone would come up with a crack like that. But yeah there is plenty O' methane on jump run. "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #27 January 18, 2002 I've heard this story probably a dozen times and it still cracks me up Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #28 January 18, 2002 QuoteI knew someone would come up with a crack like that. A straight line like that could not be passed up, and you know it! Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #29 January 18, 2002 Yeah I know Air Liquide, we used to try and get them to refill our paintball CO2, but that is a whole nother story. Sounds like they hired you as a general IT go-fer. But that can be good. You control lots of stuff, job security.Quote Good salary, sucky commute, but hey ya can't have it all Man I hear that. That is exactly the same with me. I am happy just to have a job right now. My base salary is not that good, but I get paid overtime. With that bonuses, I should get about 40K this year. I am happy with that for my first job out of school.Malachi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #30 January 18, 2002 Quotei thought they were the quebec branch of liquid airActually the parent company is French. I think technically I work for Air Liquide America."Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 January 18, 2002 QuoteAir Liquide AmericaSimilar to the CIA back in Vietnam, right? Little did we know that Zennie is actually a highly trained CIA covert-ops boss...Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #32 January 18, 2002 QuoteLittle did we know that Zennie is actually a highly trained CIA covert-ops boss...And when he retires, he gets like $300000 and his own plane. Right? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strynx 0 #33 January 18, 2002 LOL! ROTF! I can still picture you guys in suits an everything. Get a video if it actually happens Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #34 January 19, 2002 And a monpoly get out of jail free card Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brokeneagle 0 #35 January 19, 2002 'right before the elevator doors open'nononono- you'd want to yell 'DOOOOR' right AS they open, otherwise, you'd have folk plastered up against the doors and blocking them Brokeneagle. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riggerrob 643 #36 January 19, 2002 If you work in a high rise, you could start rumors, fake memos, etc. about executive escape parachutes. Senior management will deny all rumors, so you just start a counter rumor about senior management being cheap bastards who only bought enough executive parachutes for themselves. "Let the secretaries fry."You can then start plotting secret meetings to brief your co-workers on a plot to steal the executive's parachutes and organize clandestine training sessions.Friday afternoon, you gather a handful of whuffo co-workers, show them a little video, demonstrate how to strap a static-line around a door, etc."Can you see that X on the sidewalk in front of the pub across the street? I'll bet you I can land on it. Farthest man out buys the first round."You strap on your parachute and start helping them adjust their harness. .....Ha! Ha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chickenhawk420 0 #37 January 19, 2002 NICE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Brokeneagle 0 #35 January 19, 2002 'right before the elevator doors open'nononono- you'd want to yell 'DOOOOR' right AS they open, otherwise, you'd have folk plastered up against the doors and blocking them Brokeneagle. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #36 January 19, 2002 If you work in a high rise, you could start rumors, fake memos, etc. about executive escape parachutes. Senior management will deny all rumors, so you just start a counter rumor about senior management being cheap bastards who only bought enough executive parachutes for themselves. "Let the secretaries fry."You can then start plotting secret meetings to brief your co-workers on a plot to steal the executive's parachutes and organize clandestine training sessions.Friday afternoon, you gather a handful of whuffo co-workers, show them a little video, demonstrate how to strap a static-line around a door, etc."Can you see that X on the sidewalk in front of the pub across the street? I'll bet you I can land on it. Farthest man out buys the first round."You strap on your parachute and start helping them adjust their harness. .....Ha! Ha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #37 January 19, 2002 NICE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
