Keith 0 #1 January 16, 2002 Something someone said on a thread in another forum caused me to remember a brief conversation I had with a whuffo chick last summer. We had several firsts on the DZ that day so there were about 4 cases of beer in coolers on the deck by manifest. We decided to make a BBQ out of it and someone was starting the grill up. I had just landed after an awsome sunset jump. I walked up to one of the coolers, grabbed a cold one, popped it open and took a big swig and this whuffo chick walks up to me and says, "Is it always like this?" I said, "Yep, it's always like this." She she said, "You guys are soooo coool. You skydive all day and party all night. It's just like the movies." It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #2 January 16, 2002 Why yes honey, and we all f*ck like rabbits too . . . did I see your nose wiggle?Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 January 16, 2002 "You should see it when we chase our rigs out of the plane and put them on, too..."Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 January 16, 2002 "Why yes honey, and we all f*ck like rabbits too . . . did I see your nose wiggle?"YEAH BEEEAAAAATTTTCCHHH *SMACK*"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 January 16, 2002 LOl was this at otay or elsinore?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiataDRM 0 #6 January 16, 2002 Bend Over Rover! (who the hell is rover anyway?) **I'm a Pschydiver!Majdi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 January 16, 2002 "Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbord to get the dog a bone, when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of her own! Ohhh!" --Andrew Dice ClaySuccess is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 January 16, 2002 Quote Bend Over Rover! (who the hell is rover anyway?) that'd make a good signature !! Support the cause - do a skydive(r) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divadiver 0 #9 January 16, 2002 I’m pissed and I want you to know why . . .Whuffo’s don’t understand why it is that we can jump from a perfectly good air plane! Why do I, because I’d rather take my life into my own hands that’s why!! Don’t ask me why, don’t stand there and look at me like I’m crazed! Perfectly normal people who spend their entire lives working hard to accomplish something, something for themselves or their families, can at any give day get up to go to work and without even knowing it they put their lives into someone else’s hands. I’m pissed, damn it!! This is America, where we should be able to get up, go to work or to school and without a doubt in our minds know that we’ll return home at the end of the day. http://www.msnbc.com/news/688939.aspI’m pissed damn it, someone come kick my ass!!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #10 January 16, 2002 Uhhhh....thats WHACKED!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #11 January 16, 2002 It was at OtayKeith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazerq3 0 #12 January 16, 2002 QuoteYEAH BEEEAAAAATTTTCCHHH *SMACK*2 words.........DONKEY PUNCHjason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kelly 0 #13 January 17, 2002 next time somebody asks you that look them dead in the eye and say "because im afraid of the landings... you should see our pilot fly..."it works everytime for me. it usually gets a laugh then when i dont laugh they shut up.. thats usually when i smile :)http://kel197.tripod.com/skydivefriendsTRIPOD/html Updated!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Iflyme 0 #14 January 17, 2002 Quotea perfectly good air planeThere ain't no such thing!!!I'm reminded of the day a whuffo at my workplace asked me what happened if my parachute didn't open... I looked perplexed, and replied "Gee, I never thought of that..."QuoteThis is AmericaNo it isn't... this is Canada -- I can tell! I looked at a map... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #15 January 17, 2002 Quote"This is America"No it isn't... this is Canada -- I can tell! I looked at a map...Well, last time I looked at a map, Canada was part of America..."Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #16 January 17, 2002 QuoteWell, last time I looked at a map, Canada was part of America...if you ment to write a "North" between of and America you would right. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jimbo 0 #17 January 17, 2002 Quote"because im afraid of the landings... you should see our pilot fly..."Ha! You should see our pilot drink. It's amazing that he can fly at all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #18 January 17, 2002 Quoteif you ment to write a "North" between of and America you would right.Actually, if we are being picky, "America" refers to pretty much the whole western hemisphere, North and South America, so once again, Canada would still be included in that, no matter how much we might not want it to be. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Iflyme 0 #19 January 17, 2002 Quote"America" refers to pretty much the whole western hemisphere There is a distinction - Canada is indeed part of "North America", just as the "United States of America" is, but Canada is NOT, and never will be, part of "America". The Viking is right!Thank you and goodnight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #20 January 17, 2002 QuoteCanada is NOT, and never will be, part of "AmericaThat's what you think *evil laugh* oh, crap, we weren't supposed to say anything...god, i'm in trouble now. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #21 January 17, 2002 So then who is included when the Muslim extremists call us "The Great Satan"??Speed Racer"My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazerq3 0 #22 January 17, 2002 Now that we've taken away most of ther guns !!! HA HA!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Iflyme 0 #23 January 19, 2002 QuoteSo then who is included when the Muslim extremists call us "The Great Satan"?? The entire roster, management, and coaching staff of the New Jersey Devils??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 January 19, 2002 Anybody ever seen "Canadian Bacon" with John Candy in it? "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveMonkey 0 #25 January 19, 2002 Quote "Canadian Bacon" Wasn't that on that long list of porn films on the forums about a month ago? Support the cause - do a skydive(r) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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Divadiver 0 #9 January 16, 2002 I’m pissed and I want you to know why . . .Whuffo’s don’t understand why it is that we can jump from a perfectly good air plane! Why do I, because I’d rather take my life into my own hands that’s why!! Don’t ask me why, don’t stand there and look at me like I’m crazed! Perfectly normal people who spend their entire lives working hard to accomplish something, something for themselves or their families, can at any give day get up to go to work and without even knowing it they put their lives into someone else’s hands. I’m pissed, damn it!! This is America, where we should be able to get up, go to work or to school and without a doubt in our minds know that we’ll return home at the end of the day. http://www.msnbc.com/news/688939.aspI’m pissed damn it, someone come kick my ass!!Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 January 16, 2002 Uhhhh....thats WHACKED!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #11 January 16, 2002 It was at OtayKeith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #12 January 16, 2002 QuoteYEAH BEEEAAAAATTTTCCHHH *SMACK*2 words.........DONKEY PUNCHjason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #13 January 17, 2002 next time somebody asks you that look them dead in the eye and say "because im afraid of the landings... you should see our pilot fly..."it works everytime for me. it usually gets a laugh then when i dont laugh they shut up.. thats usually when i smile :)http://kel197.tripod.com/skydivefriendsTRIPOD/html Updated!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #14 January 17, 2002 Quotea perfectly good air planeThere ain't no such thing!!!I'm reminded of the day a whuffo at my workplace asked me what happened if my parachute didn't open... I looked perplexed, and replied "Gee, I never thought of that..."QuoteThis is AmericaNo it isn't... this is Canada -- I can tell! I looked at a map... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #15 January 17, 2002 Quote"This is America"No it isn't... this is Canada -- I can tell! I looked at a map...Well, last time I looked at a map, Canada was part of America..."Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 January 17, 2002 QuoteWell, last time I looked at a map, Canada was part of America...if you ment to write a "North" between of and America you would right. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #17 January 17, 2002 Quote"because im afraid of the landings... you should see our pilot fly..."Ha! You should see our pilot drink. It's amazing that he can fly at all! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #18 January 17, 2002 Quoteif you ment to write a "North" between of and America you would right.Actually, if we are being picky, "America" refers to pretty much the whole western hemisphere, North and South America, so once again, Canada would still be included in that, no matter how much we might not want it to be. "Can't keep my mind from the circling sky. Tongue-tied & twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #19 January 17, 2002 Quote"America" refers to pretty much the whole western hemisphere There is a distinction - Canada is indeed part of "North America", just as the "United States of America" is, but Canada is NOT, and never will be, part of "America". The Viking is right!Thank you and goodnight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 January 17, 2002 QuoteCanada is NOT, and never will be, part of "AmericaThat's what you think *evil laugh* oh, crap, we weren't supposed to say anything...god, i'm in trouble now. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 January 17, 2002 So then who is included when the Muslim extremists call us "The Great Satan"??Speed Racer"My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #22 January 17, 2002 Now that we've taken away most of ther guns !!! HA HA!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #23 January 19, 2002 QuoteSo then who is included when the Muslim extremists call us "The Great Satan"?? The entire roster, management, and coaching staff of the New Jersey Devils??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 January 19, 2002 Anybody ever seen "Canadian Bacon" with John Candy in it? "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #25 January 19, 2002 Quote "Canadian Bacon" Wasn't that on that long list of porn films on the forums about a month ago? Support the cause - do a skydive(r) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
