Young Men Beware! Too Late for the Rest

[plummeteer 0]

 Subject: Just a precaution
> Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars
to keep alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new
date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target
unsuspecting men.
> The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is now available almost
anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
convince their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
> Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
"beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach: After several "beers" men will
often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted.
> Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of
exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling
that something bad occurred.
> At other times these unfortunate men are stung for their life's worth in a
familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently men are easier victims
for this scam after "beer" is administered and have previously been sexually
approached.
> Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
> However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory
women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open
and frank manner with similarly-affected, like-minded guys. For the nearest
such support group, just look up "Skydiving" in the yellow pages
>
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more. Bill Hoest

[freeflir29 0]

We need a counter to see how many times the same jokes get posted each month....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[QuickDraw 0]

Mum, dad and son are driving along a cliff top road, when suddenly a tire on their car bursts hurling them towards the cliff. Realizing they would go over the edge, the mother had time to rescue her son by throwing him from the car onto the road. Needless to say his parents fell to a horrible death.
The boy sat crying on the road until a man happened by and asked him what the matter was.
"My mum and just driven over the cliff and fallen down onto the cliffs where they where smashed by jagged rocks, and burnt in a great big fireball."
the man replies...
"Oh dear, it's just not your lucky day"
as he unzipped his flies.

[skyhawk 2]

um flieS must be a special man lol
(o)(o)