Brokeneagle 0 #26 January 20, 2002 I finally thought of one!This girl flies high onwings of fancy and words sowe admire her, too- I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #27 January 20, 2002 QuoteThis girl flies high onwings of fancy and words sowe admire her, too-Words are anotherway to fly. Thank God for bothforms of expressionPet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #28 January 20, 2002 AggieDave, Jessie has a random haiku to follow yours:The battlefield goesunnumbered, the score not yetsettled. I will win. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #29 January 20, 2002 Whoop! well, maybe I'll be commisioned and out there before we run out of terrorists to blow up...Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #30 January 20, 2002 Jessica, this one follows your last- she's getting tired...My voice grows dim, thoughmy thoughts stay sharp, Goddess helpif neither are heard. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #31 January 20, 2002 one last random haiku from Jessie:the scene has gone andhope spills forth from the gate ofinsanity; real? I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #32 January 20, 2002 Matching haiku witsmade this lonely Saturdaygo by faster. Thanks!Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #33 January 20, 2002 I am thinking that many friends have been made now;wish you well always!Jessie will always be one of us- she'll just be our support and ground crew instead of joining us in the air... I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #34 January 20, 2002 She is fat no more;Monica's tempting Chandlerin this episodePet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #35 January 20, 2002 Cedar allergiesmake me cough a lot today.Allergies suck ass.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #36 January 20, 2002 Beginning to thinkThis here thread should have been calledby the name "Haikus"Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #37 January 20, 2002 "I'm not a post whore,"she cried with indignation."These haiku are neat."Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #38 January 20, 2002 okay.... help out a guy, i never did like english class, and was never anygood at spelling wich you all know....what is the deal with the haiku?? what is the stanza consist of......"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #39 January 20, 2002 Dallas electionheads for a runoff. Who willbe the next mayor?Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #40 January 20, 2002 Quotewhat is the stanza consist of......To make a haiku,Count the syllables; write threelines: 5-7-5Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #41 January 20, 2002 Some things never change.on 'Cheers,' Cliff pontificates;reruns are secure.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #42 January 20, 2002 I think my bird poopedon my shoulder before work.Am too scared to check.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #43 January 20, 2002 I apologizeto all who don't find haikuamusing tonight. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #44 January 20, 2002 Quote Life can be simpleI have narrowed down my needsBeer, backrub, cuddle Well, I was gonna say move on over to Florida, and I'd help ya out with those things........but then I realized that skydive was not included in those necessities.....so, nevermind.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #45 January 20, 2002 Quotebut then I realized that skydive was not included in those necessities.....so, nevermind..Hey, I've got syllabic constraints here. In word economy, you've got to infer the IMPLIED meaning of each and every word.In this case, of course, "cuddle," actually means, "cuddle with a guy who is a skydiver like me."Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #46 January 20, 2002 going to boogielocated mississippiin febuaryhow as that??? i think i got it right...."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skip 0 #47 January 20, 2002 Filed Tax returnsmoney arives soonreturning me to the sky! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #48 January 20, 2002 Quote In this case, of course, "cuddle," actually means, "cuddle with a guy who is a skydiver like me." Ah, well.....in that case....the original offer stands.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #49 January 20, 2002 Quotehow as that??? i think i got it right....You get a gold star!!Where would you like me to put it...?Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #50 January 20, 2002 put it where you wanta gold star for me todayhaiku is fun yey"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
