Jessica 0 #51 January 20, 2002 1:30 a.m.Not sleepy, but not awake.Think I'll make some posts.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #52 January 20, 2002 The door is openwe are way the fuck up heremight as well get out.Oh, and-Though people assumeyou add "s" to make plural"haiku" IS plural.MarcGrammar Nazi #1? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #53 January 20, 2002 I may be a whore,she mused, but posting is myonly slutishness.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #54 January 20, 2002 I gladly admitI am a slut to the skyI can't get enough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #55 January 20, 2002 QuoteThough people assumeyou add "s" to make plural"haiku" IS plural.You learn something newevery day; now I know it's"haiku" with no "s"Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #56 January 20, 2002 FallingMarc is a nymphomaniac, onlyfor air, not for sexPet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #57 January 20, 2002 QuoteThe door is openwe are way the fuck up heremight as well get out.This one, I think, ismy favorite of all the postsin this thread tonight.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #58 January 20, 2002 I never said thatI was not nympho, my dearfor sex... good as well! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #59 January 20, 2002 QuoteI never said thatI was not nympho, my dearfor sex... good as well!I figured that youwould call me on that. Sex isvery important. Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #60 January 20, 2002 I hate you people,this haiku took me twentyminutes to write downUpdate: And, after all of that, I misspelled "took."--BrianHomepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #61 January 20, 2002 QuoteI hate you people,this haiku to me twentyminutes to write downAlarmed, clutching chest!Please do not hate me just formy rapid haiku.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #62 January 20, 2002 You have to awakeearly enough to skydiveGo to bed, Brian! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #63 January 20, 2002 QuoteAlarmed, clutching chest!Please do not hate me just formy rapid haiku.Olive branch of peace,No harsh feelings towards you,Going to bed now.--BrianHomepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #64 January 20, 2002 Edited "s" outof my haiku. Don't want tolook dumb or nothin.Perhaps it is timefor this lonely editorto get into bed.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #65 January 20, 2002 Cold and empty bed,you hold no allure for metonight or ever.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #66 January 20, 2002 Austin D. Powersand I feel the same tonight:"And I'm spent." Good night!Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #67 January 20, 2002 Home from the DropzoneSomeone painted my front door,Whoops, in the wrong house.Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Mansonflyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #68 January 20, 2002 the sun shines brightlybroken leg has no more castsky waits patiently. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #69 January 20, 2002 Too many haiku.There's no way in Hell I canPossibly catch up!"Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spinmaster 0 #70 January 20, 2002 I hear a noise - DOORI step to the edge, check spotI jump, I fly, FUN! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #71 January 20, 2002 Blue sky is the giftTempting me beyond my fearI step into joy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #72 January 20, 2002 Low clouds, white with snowFalling, as I dream to flyDrifting to the ground.Snowflakes own the skyBriefly, until spring returnsTo paint the land green.Over verdant hillsI will join the birds in flightFree to touch the sky.No one soars too high, who soars on his own wings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #73 January 20, 2002 Nose ran in freefall.Altitude a mystery; goggles blurred by snot.Landed two miles out; broke into church, called DZ.A truck came for me.Pet me! I'm harmless and cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #74 January 20, 2002 Our Jessica fellfar out due to freefall snot?Glad you are okay.I did not skydivethe weekend spent on the groundFriggin cold; no cash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #75 January 20, 2002 Once again...You people could bore a sloth to death....LOL"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites