Have a beer and enjoy

[Phil 0]

HE SAID.....SHE SAID
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He said... Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do you love me just because my
father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I'd love you no matter who left you the money.
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said... 'If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well.'
She said...'Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we could do without the gardener too'
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said... Why don't you tell me when you
have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SON HAS
GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING
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10. He can open your blouse by himself.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne
medicine.
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling
Banjos.
1. Beard abrasions on areola.