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skreamer

She says - he says

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Chicks' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want" = You'll pay for this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!
" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not going to like me for.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!


Blokes' English :

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma
are you going through now?
" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person
and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
:D

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