Behold the Splendor of The Flying Crotch Donkey!

[scottbre 0]

http://web.archive.org/web/20010616191236/free.freespeech.org/forty-two/FCD.html
"Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "

[MarkM 0]

Dude, you're just weird.

[scottbre 0]

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Dude, you're just weird.

Maybe, but tell me that's not funny.
"Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "

[AggieDave 6]

It's not funny. Well, ok, it's sorta funny, but not in a HAHA funny way, more of a Ha-Ohhh... funny.
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[freeflir29 0]

It left me wondering why I just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading that page....... Can I sue to get those back?
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[JDBoston 0]

Scottbre, has someone been replacing your meds with tic-tacs? Please go to the pharmacy ASAP for a refill.
Thanks!
Joe

[freeflir29 0]

"Has someone been replacing your meds with tic-tacs?"
Actually Preparation H suppositories. Heheehehee...sorry I'll stop doing that now....."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[lummy 4]

Clay wrote:
Can I sue to get those back?
Don't forget Pain and Suffering awards!!!!!

[sunshine 2]

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Clay wrote:
Can I sue to get those back?

I'm just curious....what exactly is 30 seconds of your life worth?!
Cowboy take me away, fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks

[freeflir29 0]

"what exactly is 30 seconds of your life worth?!"
Considering I could have been having sex with a hottie instead of reading that...A LOT!!!!!!!!
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[scottbre 0]

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Considering I could have been having sex with a hottie instead of reading that...A LOT!!!!!!!!

Not familiar with that breed (hottie). Enlighten us, as I am sure you have extensive knowledge of hooved quadrapeds. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "

[freeflir29 0]

"I am sure you have extensive knowledge of hooved quadrapeds."
Hmmm....No ...I don't remember meeting your Mom..."I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[Zennie 0]

OK, I just wanna know why that duck is sniffing the ass's ass?
"Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense."

[freeflir29 0]

"I just wanna know why that duck is sniffing the ass's ass?"
Oh come on!! You're saying you've never sniffed a Donkey's ass while no one was looking? Oh wait...maybe you haven't....
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay

[scottbre 0]

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OK, I just wanna know why that duck is sniffing the ass's ass?

"If it looks like ass, and smells like ass, it's probably a duck."
btw, I'm an Old Hand now. woohoo. such jubilation. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . "

[sunshine 2]

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OK, I just wanna know why that duck is sniffing the ass's ass?

I think it's cause the ass took some of Clay's tic tac suppositories. He was checking to see if it was minty fresh.
Cowboy take me away, fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks

[AggieDave 6]

Ever see the Mentos commercial spoof called Puntos? Use your imagination. If I can find it again, I'll post it.
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[freeflir29 0]

"He was checking to see if it was minty fresh."
"So I take up smoking after seeing an add for "Smooth Rich flavor." It tasted like I licked a monkey's ass. So then I see an add for Menthol smokes with a cool and refreshing flavor. I tried it.....It tasted like I licked a cool and refreshing monkey's ass" -forgot the comedian...
"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"
Clay