skybytch 273 #101 January 23, 2002 QuoteAnd here I looked up to you as a real skydiving godessWell I offered to show them to someone... does that count? pull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #102 January 23, 2002 "does that count?"Not if it wasn't me!!! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #103 January 23, 2002 Oh well... ain't no way I'm comin' to Georgia so I guess you're outta luck! roflpull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #104 January 23, 2002 "ain't no way I'm comin' to Georgia"I see your trying to get me to visit my sister in Culver City. Where is the closest DZ to there?"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #105 January 23, 2002 Elsinore's about an hour from Culver City. Perris is about a half hour further east. I can't believe I just told you that. Shit.pull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #106 January 23, 2002 Quotealthough the two shots of tequila make it kind of hard to remember everythingSweet.. she's a cheap dateI ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #107 January 23, 2002 QuoteMe? Sexually aggressive? I'm a sweet innocent little angel*cough*bullshit*cough*I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #108 January 23, 2002 ". I can't believe I just told you that. Shit."Heheheeheheee...well..I might have to try and make some time...."Sweet.. she's a cheap date"The best part is...Since she won't remember you don't have to call her the next day!!!!!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #109 January 23, 2002 QuoteSince she won't remember you don't have to call her the next day!!!!!!!!!! Huh? Do I know you? pull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #110 January 23, 2002 "Huh? Do I know you?"Why no we haven't met....So, what are doing tonight? Want to hang out at the bomb shelter and flash everyone? "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #111 January 23, 2002 "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberrries.""Hes a king"How do you know""Coz he aint covered in shit" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #112 January 23, 2002 This is from Monty Python, isn't it?Don't you hate when work interferes with skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #113 January 23, 2002 yes it is, now go away or i shall taunt you a second time! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #114 January 23, 2002 "What do you do with witches?""BURN 'em""And what do you burn apart from wiches?""MORE WITCHES!""Wood?""Goooood""So, why do witches burn?""Cause they're made of wood?""Goooood""So, what can you do with wood""Build a bridge out of 'er""Ahhh, but can't you also make bridges out of stone?""Oh yeah""Does wood sink in water?""No, it floats. Throw her into the pond!!""What else floats in water?""Grass, very small rocks, Apples, lead - lead""A duck!""Exactly!""So...""If she weighs as much as a duck, then she's made of wood""And therefore?""A WITCH, A WITCH!!!""Come, we shall use my larger scales."CHris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #115 January 23, 2002 Tim To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...[boom] ...make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail.Arthur Where could we find this cave, O Tim?Tim Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is Guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no Man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave Knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.Arthur What an eccentric performance."Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #116 January 23, 2002 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'What?...The Castle of aaaaaaggghWhat is that?He must have died while carving it.Oh come on!Well, that's what it says.Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!Well, that's what's carved in the rock!Perhaps he was dictating.Oh, shut up.I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #117 January 23, 2002 MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,To have his kneecaps split and his body burned awayAnd his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!His head smashed in and his heart cut outAnd his liver removed and his bowels unpluggedAnd his nostrils raped and his bottom burned offAnd his pen--I want to touch the sky, I want to fly so high ~ Sonique Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #118 January 23, 2002 QuoteIn reply to:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Me? Sexually aggressive? I'm a sweet innocent little angel--------------------------------------------------------------------------------*cough*bullshit*cough*Well that wasn't a very nice thing to say!! Just for that i think you need to be punished....I think I'll spank you, yes I must give you a good spanking, and then the oral sex...Cowboy take me away, fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #119 January 23, 2002 "and then the oral sex..."Anything but the Briar Patch!!!!!!!!!! "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #120 January 23, 2002 Please, just a little peril.Don't you hate when work interferes with skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #121 January 23, 2002 you got my note!uh..i got a noteCHris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #122 January 23, 2002 We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.I don't think I was.Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.No, it's too perilous.Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?No. It's unhealthy.I bet you're gay.No, I'm not.I want to touch the sky, I want to fly so high ~ Sonique Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #123 January 23, 2002 But look at the bones!Don't you hate when work interferes with skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,090 #124 January 23, 2002 >On Saturday I did five skydives. When the sun went down I drank four beers. It was a good day. Apparently I didn't show my boobies to anyone . . . As far as you know.So far I've had two people say "Hey, thanks for not mentioning the XXX that night at the bomb shelter . . . "-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #125 January 23, 2002 QuoteAs far as you know. So far I've had two people say "Hey, thanks for not mentioning the XXX that night at the bomb shelter . . ."AAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! But I know I still had a bra on when my kid poured me into bed so it's a good bet that I managed to keep 'em covered... I hope....pull and flare,lisa-- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
