sangiro 26 #1 January 23, 2002 Hehehehe!Safe swoopsSangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 January 23, 2002 OMG!!! LOL!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flow 1 #3 January 23, 2002 Wee, that would suck... :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chickenhawk420 0 #4 January 23, 2002 HA! bet that sucked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #5 January 23, 2002 She may have discovered a cure for constipation....."extraction by vacuum".(just think.......no more straining ! ) Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #6 January 23, 2002 My Dad was a pilot for Delta for 42 years and had this happen several times and heard about it many more........Cartman....your ass is so fat that when you walk down the street people say "God Dammitt that's big fat ass!!" "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #7 January 23, 2002 "You have to have one HUGE FAT ASS to get stuck on a toilet!!!"Not necessarily....all it has to do is provide a good seal to get stuck.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #8 January 23, 2002 I would have to agree with Clay on this one. Those aren't very small holes on the tops of those. Hell, if you are so stuck in there that moving your legs some to let some air enter the toilet to let you loose is not possible, maybe you need to loose some weight.Did the report say anything about it being Rosie O'Donnell or something? She's got "a huge fat ass". JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #9 January 23, 2002 ok ok, maybe your right- its been a while since I've been in one of those....I wasnt defending large asses, nor am I fat myself...in fact, I would probably have to worry more about getting sucked INTO the damn thing, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #10 January 23, 2002 I didn't think you were defending large asses, so don't worry. But, if thats your thing, more power to ya man! I just think you have to have a big ass to create a seal so tight that you (or someone on board) can't get you unstuck. They probably needed someone on the ground with the "jaws of life" to cut her ass right off. OUCH!!JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #11 January 23, 2002 LOL.....I can just hear the ground crew now..."You want me to do WHAT?!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #12 January 23, 2002 No kidding....or maybe they called in a plastic surgeon to suck out some of her "cottage cheese". Bwhaha!!JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #13 January 23, 2002 Awwwwwwww, that was a DISGUSTING mental picture...and the fact that I'm eating didnt help, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #14 January 23, 2002 I still can't stop laughing since I heard this. Some things come to mind;The person sitting next to her on the plane...didn't they report her missing or did they just enjoy the extra elbow room?If this happened to any of you, would you sue or just quietly dissappear and hope everyone forgets who you are?Could you imagine being on that jury?The upside is she was belted in better than any of the other passengers.What really sucked for her (sorry for the pun) was she missed the inflight movie.If she would have blown a really big fart, would that have broken the seal?If the plane crashed, would they find her body with the bowl stuck to her ass?I think the airline should settle with her by supplying a lifetime supply of Pam Cooking Spray.Was the seal any greater than the seal on the peanut bags?Imagine the ring around her ass?Don't you hate when work interferes with skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #15 January 23, 2002 Holy shit!!! I just had a flash of brilliance. I'm going to invent an airplane toilet with a "Fatt Ass Pressure release valve" I'll be a million aire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #16 January 23, 2002 "The person sitting next to her on the plane...didn't they report her missing or did they just enjoy the extraelbow room?"I'd personally just enjoy the extra room and just assume they changed seats. "If the plane crashed, would they find her body with the bowl stuck to her ass?"No, the seal would have been broken... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #17 January 23, 2002 "I'll be a million aire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"No you won't, you'll blow it all on beers, rigs, jumps and boobies.Don't you hate when work interferes with skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kingbunky 3 #18 January 23, 2002 ...and the rest he'll just waste. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 January 23, 2002 "you'll blow it all on beers, rigs, jumps and boobies."Have you ever seen "Little Nicky" Where the dog is blowin all the money at the titty bar.....HILARIOUS!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver51 0 #20 January 23, 2002 " If she would have blown a really big fart, would that have broken the seal? "Man, women can't fart. They can't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure.Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #21 January 23, 2002 hmmm..i wonder if it's like when yer ears pop..there must be some sort of pressure equalizationStewardess:"good news: your off the seat"..."bad news: your lower bowel is floating over new mexico" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheMarshMan1 0 #22 January 23, 2002 "bad news: your lower bowel is floating over new mexico"LOL....the hard way to lose weight fast! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnischalke 0 #23 January 23, 2002 Quote Imagine the ring around her ass? A giant ass hickeymike...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #24 January 23, 2002 This reminds me of a little song I heard at an Irish pub(chorus)Oh dear, what can the matter beSeven old ladies got locked in the lavatoryThey were there from Sunday til SaturdayNobody knew they were thereThe first to come in was old Mrs. HumphreyShe'd twist and she'd turn until she got comfyBut when she was through, she could not get her bum freeAnd nobody knew she was there!(Repeat chorus)Speed Racer"My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #25 January 24, 2002 I had something very similar to this at the Elmhurst Holiday Inn in Elhurst,Illinois. we had a fat lady who was in the hot tub and like the feel of the suction return...well she was rubbing her big ass on it...sure enough...she got stuck..she stayed there all night..till the morning when some workers found her and called 911....she was a hurting person..on top of being hyperthermic from being in the hot water all that time..marc"...a mind stretched with new idea's will never regain its shape" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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PLFKING 4 #5 January 23, 2002 She may have discovered a cure for constipation....."extraction by vacuum".(just think.......no more straining ! ) Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 January 23, 2002 My Dad was a pilot for Delta for 42 years and had this happen several times and heard about it many more........Cartman....your ass is so fat that when you walk down the street people say "God Dammitt that's big fat ass!!" "I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #7 January 23, 2002 "You have to have one HUGE FAT ASS to get stuck on a toilet!!!"Not necessarily....all it has to do is provide a good seal to get stuck.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #8 January 23, 2002 I would have to agree with Clay on this one. Those aren't very small holes on the tops of those. Hell, if you are so stuck in there that moving your legs some to let some air enter the toilet to let you loose is not possible, maybe you need to loose some weight.Did the report say anything about it being Rosie O'Donnell or something? She's got "a huge fat ass". JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #9 January 23, 2002 ok ok, maybe your right- its been a while since I've been in one of those....I wasnt defending large asses, nor am I fat myself...in fact, I would probably have to worry more about getting sucked INTO the damn thing, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #10 January 23, 2002 I didn't think you were defending large asses, so don't worry. But, if thats your thing, more power to ya man! I just think you have to have a big ass to create a seal so tight that you (or someone on board) can't get you unstuck. They probably needed someone on the ground with the "jaws of life" to cut her ass right off. OUCH!!JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #11 January 23, 2002 LOL.....I can just hear the ground crew now..."You want me to do WHAT?!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #12 January 23, 2002 No kidding....or maybe they called in a plastic surgeon to suck out some of her "cottage cheese". Bwhaha!!JumpinDuo.com...come and sign the guestbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #13 January 23, 2002 Awwwwwwww, that was a DISGUSTING mental picture...and the fact that I'm eating didnt help, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 January 23, 2002 I still can't stop laughing since I heard this. Some things come to mind;The person sitting next to her on the plane...didn't they report her missing or did they just enjoy the extra elbow room?If this happened to any of you, would you sue or just quietly dissappear and hope everyone forgets who you are?Could you imagine being on that jury?The upside is she was belted in better than any of the other passengers.What really sucked for her (sorry for the pun) was she missed the inflight movie.If she would have blown a really big fart, would that have broken the seal?If the plane crashed, would they find her body with the bowl stuck to her ass?I think the airline should settle with her by supplying a lifetime supply of Pam Cooking Spray.Was the seal any greater than the seal on the peanut bags?Imagine the ring around her ass?Don't you hate when work interferes with skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 January 23, 2002 Holy shit!!! I just had a flash of brilliance. I'm going to invent an airplane toilet with a "Fatt Ass Pressure release valve" I'll be a million aire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #16 January 23, 2002 "The person sitting next to her on the plane...didn't they report her missing or did they just enjoy the extraelbow room?"I'd personally just enjoy the extra room and just assume they changed seats. "If the plane crashed, would they find her body with the bowl stuck to her ass?"No, the seal would have been broken... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 January 23, 2002 "I'll be a million aire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"No you won't, you'll blow it all on beers, rigs, jumps and boobies.Don't you hate when work interferes with skydiving? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #18 January 23, 2002 ...and the rest he'll just waste. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all."-J.Geils Band Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 January 23, 2002 "you'll blow it all on beers, rigs, jumps and boobies."Have you ever seen "Little Nicky" Where the dog is blowin all the money at the titty bar.....HILARIOUS!!!"I got some beers....Let's Drink em!!!"Clay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #20 January 23, 2002 " If she would have blown a really big fart, would that have broken the seal? "Man, women can't fart. They can't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure.Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #21 January 23, 2002 hmmm..i wonder if it's like when yer ears pop..there must be some sort of pressure equalizationStewardess:"good news: your off the seat"..."bad news: your lower bowel is floating over new mexico" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMarshMan1 0 #22 January 23, 2002 "bad news: your lower bowel is floating over new mexico"LOL....the hard way to lose weight fast! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #23 January 23, 2002 Quote Imagine the ring around her ass? A giant ass hickeymike...red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #24 January 23, 2002 This reminds me of a little song I heard at an Irish pub(chorus)Oh dear, what can the matter beSeven old ladies got locked in the lavatoryThey were there from Sunday til SaturdayNobody knew they were thereThe first to come in was old Mrs. HumphreyShe'd twist and she'd turn until she got comfyBut when she was through, she could not get her bum freeAnd nobody knew she was there!(Repeat chorus)Speed Racer"My God! It's full of stars!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #25 January 24, 2002 I had something very similar to this at the Elmhurst Holiday Inn in Elhurst,Illinois. we had a fat lady who was in the hot tub and like the feel of the suction return...well she was rubbing her big ass on it...sure enough...she got stuck..she stayed there all night..till the morning when some workers found her and called 911....she was a hurting person..on top of being hyperthermic from being in the hot water all that time..marc"...a mind stretched with new idea's will never regain its shape" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
