K-Mart

[Phil 0]

THINGS TO KEEP YOU AMUSED AT K-MART...
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolleys when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone; "I think we have a Code 3 in Home ware".
5. Put M & M's on lay by.
6. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted areas.
7. Set up a tent in the Sporting Section; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, start crying and ask; "Why won't people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Sporting Section, ask the salesperson if the gun is sold with a prescription for anti-depressants.
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the Auto Dept practice your Madonna look by using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, jump out and yell; "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the P.A. system, assume the foetal position and scream; "Not the voices again!"
15. Go into the Fitting Room and call out loudly; "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here."

Have a week-end with blue skies only
Phil

[AggieDave 6]

If it's a super K-mart (open 24hrs):
Go in about 0330, find the manager and ask where they keep the ski-masks and shotgun shells.
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[flyhi 24]

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Go in about 0330, find the manager and ask where they keep the ski-masks and shotgun shells.

Or wait till someone asks if they can help you and say, "No, just looking. Thanks."
Another fun thing to do is go to Disneyland/world, find the giant Mickey Mouse character, tap him on the shoulder and ask, "Excuse me, do you work here?"
Is it hot in here, or am I crazy? - Charles Manson
flyhi

[E150 0]

Excellent. I have many a thought like that, but nver the guts to do it. Would need a partner in crime.

[AggieDave 6]

We (flying ferret and I) got kicked out of Wal-mart, K-mart and the local mall once or twice while growing up for pulling stunts like that. So, like a BASE jump, beable to run afterwards.
Another fun thing do to at K-Mart, Wal-mart, etc. In your car, on the outskirts of the parking lot, pull up behind a cart, as if you were going to push it. Drive along, pushing the cart with your front bumper. We did a "cart bowling" of sorts once with some carts and my VW Bug. It's pretty funny to watch a cart hook it in doing 40mph...Do it once, then get the hell out of there, since most places have cameras in the parking lots now....
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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since most places have cameras in the parking lots now....

The best footage I have seen here at work is a couple of university students trying to kill themselves in the following way. They had tied one of those little plastic snow sleds behind a car and were dragging it behind a car in our parking lot. The best part was when they made a turn a little too fast and the guy rolls off the sled and cracks his skull on a tree in the middle of the parking lot........ we actually have it on tape, sad for the guy, but if you are going to do stupid things, you deserve to be laughed at when it all goes wrong....
SkyDekker
"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

[AggieDave 6]

I'm willing to bet no alcohol was involved...geez, that sounds like something that skydivers would do once the beer light comes on...like Slappie...
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.-General George Patton-

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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I'm willing to bet no alcohol was involved

Believe it or not, but all the guys, all three in the car and the one on the sled were stone sober. I'd hate to see what these guys would do drunk...."We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa

[skycat 0]

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those little plastic snow sleds behind a car and were dragging it behind a car in our parking lot

Back when I was in High School we used to do stuff like that, except it was a on a frozen lake, being pulled by a 4x4, although no one ever got hurt since the worst thing there to hit was a snow drift. Lets see we pulled people on sleds, skis, knee boards, inner tubes, whatever we could find that would work.
Kelli

[skymama 37]

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Or wait till someone asks if they can help you and say, "No, just looking. Thanks."

You've actually had someone ask you if they could help you in a K-Mart? Wow, that's gotta be a first for that company!
Andrea
The brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all.

[tigra 0]

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Actually, it sounds like something skydivers would do on a cloudy or windy day! Nothing quite like a bored skydiver......Did anyone check their cars for skydiving bumper stickers?