Redneck Haiku

[Brokeneagle 0]

These were donated by a colleague that deserves to remain nameless > REDNECK HAIKU
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> BEAUTY
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> Naked in repose
> Silvery silhouette girls
> Adorn my mudflaps
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> REMORSE
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> A painful sadness
> Can't fit big screen TV through
> Double-wide's front door
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> OPTIONS
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> Unemployment's out.
> Hey, maybe I can git on
> Disability
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> BLAZE
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> Distant siren screams
> Dumb-ass Verne's been mowing with
> Gasoline again
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> A NEW MOON
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> Flashlights pierce darkness
> No nightcrawlers to be found
> Guess we'll gig some frogs
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> EXUBERANCE
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> Joyous, playful, bright
> Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
> Of old motor oil
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> ALONE
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> Seeking solitude
> Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
> Restraining order
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> DESIRE
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> Damn, in that tube-top
> You make me almost forget
> That you're my cousin
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> HATRED
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> I curse the rainbow
> Emblazoned upon his hood
> Damn Jeff Gordon
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> DRAMA
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> Set the VCR
> Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
> Starts at 9 O'Clock
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> DEPRIVED
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> In WalMart toy aisle
> Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
> Mama whups his ass
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> NO SIGNAL
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> White noise, buzzing static
> Call Earl; the satellite dish
> needs new descrambler
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> IMPOUNDED
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> Sixty-five dollars
> And cyclone fence keeps me from
> My El Camino
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> GATHERING
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> In early morning mist
> Mama searches Circle K for
> Moon Pies and Red Man
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> PRIDE
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> Grinning, he displays
> The nine hundred beer cans that
> Fill his pickup bed
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I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says...